geronimooooooo.

Chronic dabbler. This is the blog of a killer, bella!

[beardedmrbean]

[lamignonette]

[beardedmrbean]

It's making you boring because it's working, speed hits different when you actually have adhd

[kushblazer666]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'd call it that too if it happened to me

[beardedmrbean]

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

Baby armadillo plays with his toy

[puppy95]

Are you fucking kidding me

[figpal]

i have never been happier 

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[joanthebonelord]

@iloveleeks2

[knightofleo]

"Candy Hearts" by Tommy Siegel

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[willgrahamscock]

I have to make mistakes in order to learn & grow

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]