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[tastefullyoffensive]

[gothicprep]

this is literally the dumbest post on this website yet im laughing at it

[drlectertho]

this is the best post on this website

[jordeasy]

Prophet like it’s hot

[shirtp0cket]

i was scrolling down but then i read the comment and i was sold

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

[hotvampireadjacent]

caillou destroyed your home

[naradreamscape]

he warned us with, “each day I grow some more”

[game-of-quotes]

Bran Stark

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

[zooophagous]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

YES, DAMMIT

[rashkah]

[skidar]

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

[hntrgurl13]

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

[skidar]

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

[emaleiigh]

this is a pure post

[starwarslolz]

Who Did This?!

[nickroblesart]

I live for this now. Nothing else.

[liberlibelulaart]

Somebody asked me to make anybody singing “I will survive” to help them with their motivation during thesis month. Sooo I hope you enjoy this new brainfart of mine! Deviantart

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

original post [x]

[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[stability]

[whhhat-moved]

[axel-d0rland0]

when i see people my age getting engaged on facebook

[menalaus]

honestly me

[plantmanstevens]

you've heard of guitar hero now get ready for

ukulele villain

[greelin]

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

[maisiewilliams]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

[maisiewilliams]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

[animatedamerican]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

[lareinecersei]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

[littlemissmollymormon-blog]

“You’re an adult now.”

Me

[anaknowsboost-deactivated201707]

Pixar and Marvel Parallels

Bonus:

[trufflupogus]

THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR

[ifuckinglovedragons-deactivated]

@duchessofdorkdom

[toastoat]

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME