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$LAYYYTER
macklin celebrini has autism
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@theartofmadeline
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@youcanthandlethepuns
horniest battle moments:
- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself
- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand
- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon
- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths
fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
ppl are tagging this post with things like 'ooh i want to meet a woman like this' or with specific characters which kind of misses the point i was trying to make. ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS. IT STANDS IN CONTRAST TO NOTHING. WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND IT.
i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone
i want people to do less for more money and im NOT kidding
I actively disrespect the hustle. You’re all about your money? Cringe. Get a life, loser.
they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology
repeat after me:
crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle
it also grants you a tiger
*nodding sagely* it also grants you a tiger
My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit
Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before
THIS IS SO TRUE!
bUt yOu nEveR hAd a pRoBLem wiTH this bEfOre?!
BITCH I have spent 35 years thinking I was just inherently bad at being a person, now I find out I have a disability? That it’s actually (checks notes) NOT THIS HARD FOR EVERYONE?! What the fuck do you mean other people aren’t getting distracted because they can hear the electricity?! Yeah I think I’m gonna give myself a break actually. The microwave IS too loud, now fuck off.
Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.
asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now
yeah
And there is a vast yawning chasm of difference between Weird & Unusual and Fucking Inconsiderate.
stimming, talking to yourself, being a bit smelly: unusual, uncontrollable, literally just a fact of being a person in public
playing tiktoks on your phone at full volume with no headphones: shit-head behaviour
Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
Special kind of hell I visit at least once a month: crying in public.
periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.
yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced
i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.
you CANNOT leave this in the tags that's so perfect and accurate
Yeagh for fuckin real...
Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?
“This, too, is Torah, and I must learn!”
Citation
“I am the forest, I am ancient. I treasure the stag, I treasure the deer. I shelter you from storm, I shelter you from snow. I resist the frost, I keep the source. I nurse the earth, I am always there. I build your house, I kindle your hearth. Therefore, you people, hold me dear.”
— Inscription found in a 17th century forester’s house in Lower Saxony, Germany (via inatt)
It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.
I hope we all make it
[ID: A sign that says "I'm not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it." End ID]
Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally
yeah the common bean as well! (soy and peas are not native to the Americas, but black, kidney, pinto, and lima beans are!)
