*Internally Screaming*

I just want to say that I cried throughout the entirety of Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again™️ ~ ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[guooey]

[ryebreadgf]

lmao

[v-2k]

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[proustianrevelry]

Not only did the user in question get arrested, but 4 months later, the state legislature passed the Louisiana Human Remains Protection and Control Act, created specifically because people heard about this case and realized there weren’t any clear laws about who has what right to own human remains and who enforces those rights.

[shingojira]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

[byjove]

even though I made that post about immediately reporting human remains when you find them, I’ve come across several cases where 911 callers were like “hey, just found a body at [LOCATION]” and days later they had to call back like “hey, there are still human remains at [LOCATION]”

[loserfag]

[teashoesandhair]

Every time I see this post, it reminds me of the case of John Christie, who murdered at least eight women in his house, and when the police finally did a search of the property, they initially cleared him as a totally cool and OK dude, because somehow they completely missed the fact that he'd literally propped a door open with a fucking thigh bone

[jun-hug]

Sun and Star in their little winter outfits catching snowflakes :)

my print gallery

[romangf]

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[dankxsinatra]

[thesapphictwink]

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

[misheancolchester]

[kinardstits]

[sorypsoid]

[discojams]

adopting this into my vocabulary

[dogpuppy]

[huffylemon]

[joyflameball]

The notes get 0 stars in reading comprehension

[dogshitdotnet]

I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[visenyaism]

idle minds go to slop. get thee away from chatbot sacrament. not ensouled