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The Man on the Train Station
A well-dressed man approached me as I walk down a bustling street. He seems polite, but his smile doesn’t reach his eyes.
‘Excuse me,’ he says, ‘could you point me toward the train station?’
I glance at him. Harmless enough.
'That path, mister. Take the next left and keep going straight.’
He smiles—his eyes still empty.
‘I knew that, child. But I want to ask... where is the train station?’
Maybe he misheard me. The street is too quiet. No honking. No distant chatter. Just us.
‘Over there, mister. Take the next left and continue straight.’
This time, I point with my hand.
The man tilts his head at an unnatural angle.
‘I am aware, child. But. WHERE. IS. THE. TRAIN. STATION?’
I glance at the glass pane of a closed storefront.
No reflection.
Maybe the windows are just dirty?
I sigh and pull out my phone.
‘Look here, sir. You are here.’ I point to our location.
‘And the train station is... here.’ I tap the train icon.
He opens his mouth, but only static comes out.
His head twists like an owl’s, too far, too fast.
Still no reflection.
‘TRAIN. WHERE. STATION. IS. THE. ?’
His smile stretches—like a cut being made across his face in real time.
His suit flickers. His arms bend at wrong angles.
I take a step back.
Before I can run, his shadow spills over me, curling like tendrils, reaching.
I shut my eyes, and then—
‘Excuse me,’ he says, ‘could you point me toward the train station?’
I hold my breath.
His smile is sheepish. Polite.
His reflection is back in the glass.
I hear car horns again. Two people arguing down the block.
‘Y-yeah. Just... take the next left and keep going straight.’
He tips his hat and walks away.
I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website
actually so based
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
bleeding
fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time
my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has
This is hilarious on its own, but can we talk about how sweet and social the grey cat was being? That right there was empathy, folks. Cats aren’t assholes. They just have very different social norms than humans and dogs do.
he was like
let me- let me help you
White is fighting against the box. Grey is fighting against stupidity.
Both of them are losing.
heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver
whippet
I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed
idk why young people knotting is seen as a loser or antisocial thing tbh when i do it in public people seem happy to see it and sometimes they even stop to talk to me about it it's genuinely swret. okay now before i press post i want it to be known i noticed the typo just in the nick of time but decided to leave it anyway for the same reason some people keep the bullet that killed them as a memento of what couldve been for the rest of their lives
Tonight I am Searching for An Image that May Very Well Change My Life
Give em the ole Razzle Dazzle
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then
truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.
i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8
I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.
this is what my anxiety attacks sound like
Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.
In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”
Tumblr are you OK? It’s december and you’ve hardly even touched your “twelve days of Christmas by straight no chaser”
I have come into possession of an ornithology book from the 1930's and they had such a way of describing birds back then, modern publishers of birding booking should take note! Here are some of the bangers.
yes, this book refers to the anhinga as a water-turkey
Science lost a lot when we started pretending to objectivity
I feel like @elodieunderglass needs to see this, if she hasn’t already
I think I’m the purple grackle with a lot of spruce partridge
May I also always be the champion fool of all groups I stagger into.
tag yourself I'm of strange appearance and interesting habits
im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit