Strawberry Gold

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[svengalia]

*vacuums with malicious intent*

based on:

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[fanficaddict13125-deactivated20]

Let the cherry pie do it’s magic

[poison-ivy-on-drugs]

[godh8er-deactivated20220626]

how could op just leave out the resolution like dat

[wellillbedamned]

Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

[lesbian-pangoro]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Yan Xinyue aka 闫欣悦 aka Xinyue Yan (Chinese, b. 1992, based Shanghai, China) - 真诚之舞 (The Honest Dance), 2020, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[momo-de-avis]

what the fuck is this monstrosity

[autistocracy]

@3isoptrophobia

[warcrimesimulator]

[he-one-spinal-cracker]

grandma diabetes’s shit the bed breakfast cylinder

[bogleech]

 :(

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[beebugger]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[blurrymango]

World heritage post.

[obeymeheadcanons]

BRO AM I GOING CRAZY WTF IS GOING ON?!

[awkward-finger-guns]

@nonbinary-hedgehog its the pineapple jojos post!!

[eightyproof]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just incase you dont have it

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a ride.

[darkta]

Our prayer to the goddess

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

[shutyourmoustache]

La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

[beatcroc]

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

[erinthebrave]

I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.

[toadstoolpal]

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

[skzloona]

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

[doctorguilty]

One of the desserts is just an almond joy bar

[bogleech]

$17 for likely under $5 worth of things in a bowl and they still ask for an extra $2 if you want some avocado in it

[bogleech]

IT WAS FOUNDED BY A CULT

https://web.archive.org/web/20090830172040/https://eastbayexpress.com/gyrobase/i_am_annoyed_and_disappointed/Content?oid=1168114&showFullText=true

[horrorsoflife]

[neonprotagonist]

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

[awesomeblogwellnotreally]

[f-aggotry]

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLRW I W ASMT GONNA CRY TODAY

[neonprotagonist]

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[haeresisdeas-deactivated2020110]

@guttergoths

[poikaboo]

{ID - full colour digital comic featuring a vampire and cowboy in the situation the original post describes. The cowboy is a light skinned man with a short blonde beard and long hair tucked behind his ears. The vampire is deathly grey-skinned, with long white hair that tumbles onto his shoulders and over a red wrap. The cowboy stands in the door of the salon, which lets out golden light into the night. The vampire hesistates, until the cowboy asks, “What’s wrong?” The vampire looks downcast, “I don’t know if I’d be welcomed into a place like this, but the cowboy cuts him off, “Nonsense! You’ll always be welcomed here, partner!” The vampire processes for a moment, then smiles softly. Timeskip, presumably to many many years later. Night again. The salon is broken down, no light leaks from the doorway. The vampire is dressed in modern clothes – an orange turtleneck with a red jacket and a brown overcoat. He has earrings and short hair trimmed into an undercut. He reaches out to the door, his hand shaking. He stops, draws his hand back, looking about to cry. Then he smiles. He looks towards the ghostly presence of the cowboy, as young as ever, as he strums a banjo. The cowboy says, with a bright smile, “Welcome home, partner!” /end ID}

[tanou123]

☺

[ryssa-aquicoine]

Enjoys scritches then cries when he drops his stick!

HOW CAN YOU NOT

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

A d o r a b l e

[virgoprivilege]

stealing disney plus for like 8 months was worth this alone im in tears

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[adulthoodisokay]

this post is from THIS YEAR

[glowzoul]

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

[flavoracle]

Happy one year anniversary little thread