Caution: extremely random and pretty shit

*Insert generic description that I will defenitely regret someday*

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[macrolit]

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[sandersstudies]

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

[sandersstudies]

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

[hoonkus-deactivated20230701]

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

[sandersstudies]

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

[deliciouspaintthinner]

Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

[sandersstudies]

This is possibly my favorite response to this post

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

[renthony]

Leftists who have it in their head that there won't be any religion or spirituality post-capitalism are not my comrades. Leftists who are convinced that religion=oppression are not my comrades. Leftists who think that spiritual occupations (clergy, etc.) aren't "real" labor are not my comrades. Non-religious leftists who deride or harass religious leftists are not my comrades.

If you view all religion/spirituality as universally bad or regressive, you're being unbelievably callous toward every marginalized person whose faith has been used against them.

Religion and spirituality are extremely personal, extremely complicated subjects, and you can't just dismiss them as "religion bad; no more religion for anyone."

[softmeals]

Confession booth

Drew this for an upperclassman’s exhibition on spirituality/religion and LGBT

[softmeals]

It’s been awhile since I drew this but since it’s making rounds again, I just want to say: I’m not going to police how anyone interprets my artwork, but I’d like people to at least be aware that this was NOT intended as some kind of sexy nuns fetish art. 

I would like everyone to please consider the thrill of hiding in a dark, cramped booth with your secret lover, the blasphemy and defiance of making out in a holy, sacred space, and better yet, the raw, raw vulnerability of laying bare your forbidden love in the presence of your god, saying, here is my sin, Father — witness it, condemn it, but I beg you, do not make me repent of it.

[glorianas]

[lenfanttterrible]

[thatkindoffeminist]

[kiwinning]

[sensoryoverloadistry]

The Grad Student Shuffle- Christ Fleming

[throesofincreasingwonder]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[apriki]

The Betrayal of Christ by Judas - Caravaggio // Mr Brightside, The Killers

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jaubaius]

Sounds like most Chihuahuas and I would bet a prior Chihuahua owner would take him.

[squish-this]

I didn’t think the picture could do him justice after that description but it absolutely does and I for one am delighted

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck

[deadpanwalking]

[aintmyjewelry]

the photos of prince philip leaving the hospital have my fucking yelling

[aintmyjewelry]

that’s a corpse just walking around

[powerfulwizard]

[bananahomo]

get his ass

[x-life-can-be-a-dream-x]

[x-life-can-be-a-dream-x]

[hieroglyphic-lion]

[hieroglyphic-lion]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

[off-brandhipster]

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

Tolkien: you can’t just patch random things together because you like them, everything has to fit together in a dense textural weave of reasonable causes and effects

Lewis: and then the witch from the other dimension turns the fox to stone for having a contraband tea party …

[intjint]

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

[bespectacled-ghost]

[rainydayscore]

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

[be-a-dandelion]

Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING

[schrodingersincest]

Babe are you okay? You didn’t make a performative little laugh when Stan Lee had his cameo just to make sure everyone knows you know it was him

[thundersnowstorm]

my favorite period drama costuming anachronisms:

men are just walking around with their doublets half open at like, formal court events. who let these harlots in.

Shoes Are For Pussies, Real Men Wear Boots

that’s not how corsets work

oh ok so we’re just gonna ignore the existence of shifts when it’s not convenient for us. i see how it is.

her dress says period, but her hair says mid 2000s prom

there seems to be a pants shortage in the kingdom, for the only ones left are skintight leather pants!

holy orientalism batman

catholics wearing subdued colors and limited decoration, like goddamn protestants

we get it, you don’t want the romantic leads to look silly in period accurate outfits. but if you don’t know how to make a codpiece look sexy, that’s on you.

[bimbogollum]

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

[bimbogollum]

God I wish that were me

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