How the hell did you even get here??

I was on my way to a PM Seymour video and got distracted by a cryptid in the woods, got lost and wound up here, what's going on?

[yourlocalslugslurper]

I think sobbing to Jack Stauber about SpongeBob the Musical at 10:50pm on a Wrdnesday is a very humbling experience

[yourlocalslugslurper]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

My brother likes big butts and cannot tell the truth.

You may ask us one question, then you must proceed through one of the two doors presented to you.

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

what 14 years without a new installment does to a fanbase: "let's talk about the walls"

[sherrickmads]

i don't hate you 🎂 (portal animation meme)

[fanonical]

in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it

shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you

which could mean nothing

[portalpilled]

[plu-mo]

deltarune + portal 1 crossover :o)!!

[kaison07]

Weird way to fight but okay

[yourlocalslugslurper]

So I got my wisdom teeth removed a few days ago, and I'm suffering a lot. And there's a lot of things I wish someone would have told me before I got them yanked out, so I'm here to tell YOU those things before YOU get YOURS out.

1. Your throat will hurt. Oh my God will it ever. You'd think a surgery regarding teeth would leave your throat alone, but no. Your throat will hurt so god damn much during the first few days.

2. Say goodbye to solid foods for at LEAST a week. Bonus: say goodbye to opening your mouth in general, too. I can barely open my mouth wide enough to fit a spoon in it.

3. NO STRAWS OW OWIE NO STRAWS OW.

4. I hope you like yogurt! You're going to get so tired of pudding and jello and apple sauce over the next few days. I'm not the biggest fan of meat but the things I would do to be able to bite into a nice, juicy, succulent steak right now would get me thrown in jail.

5. THE STITCHES WILL GET ON YOUR NERVES BUT DONT MESS WITH THEM. They hurt. Everything hurts.

6. You WILL look like you just got done deepthroating a beehive. Your cheeks will be swollen, nothing you can do about it.

7. You WILL have trouble speaking because your mouth (mainly tongue) will be numb for DAYS.

DO

NOT

BITE

DOWN.

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH HOLES IN YOUR MOUTH DONT MAKE NEW ONES.

And finally:

8. Don't panic if you spit up blood the first day or two, it's honestly expected.

Good luck to everyone who needs to get their wisdom teeth yanked. Just take the meds, stock up on ice packs, and get LOTS of rest. Do that and you'll be fine.

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[lenasai]

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the-universe-at-large

roach:

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

[actualchiotdelphine]

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

what

[kiwi-draws]

wh

[dnalkaline]

[overlordmao]

w-

[acefandom103]

If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

[postmastered]

I-

what?

[mlmc4ctus]

i’m frightened

[i-cant-believe-its-v]

Attempting to reblog

[the-pineapple-offical]

[silence-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[post-licker]

Lick!

[yahooo-official]

uh what

[leedragonwolf1273]

Have a broken post guys!

[leedragonwolf1273]

take it AGAIN

[chaos-ducks]

Let’s see about this

[chaos-ducks]

I think I’m good

[can-tab-eater-offical]

huh :∆

[yourlocalslugslurper]

[brb4to]

[yourlocalslugslurper]

"I prefer my coffee black"

"I like a splash of cream in my coffee"

I want my coffee so sweet it makes Augustus Gloop physically sick. I was my coffee blinding white and crispity crunchity with grains of sugar. I want my coffee 80% milk and 10% sugar. If my coffee doesn't give me type 2 diabetes the moment it touches the table, I don't want it.

[pukicho]

Me looking at your ugly freaky baby: "Awwwe they're so cute!"

[lnsert-name]

ugly freaky baby

[pukicho]

No man. I love that thing. Put it down. Now.

[twistedpictures1-deactivated202]

i cant tell if ur a danganronpa fan or if those meds still dont work

i am not a danganronpa fan. i see komaeda as a christlike divine figure

[twistedpictures1-deactivated202]

[yourlocalslugslurper]

Happy late Halloween everyone!

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

melody practise

[pukicho]

Mozart ain't doing Mary had a little lamb for practice, now is he.

[yourlocalslugslurper]

He kinda isn't really doing anything for practice anymore...

[raggedybella]

post game komahinaaaa gosh i luv them… first post here !