hey everyone try this
Shut up

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@yourmoonlitbabe
hey everyone try this
Shut up
because chuck norris is a racist we now need to make memes in which he is INCREDIBLY weak
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on land, and slip on a banana peel and instantly break his ass
2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point
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“Be Quiet Tiffany” a dramatic reenactment
the talent
Yall wouldn’t believe how long it took me to realize that this was her actual voice. Lmaoooo. I’m also high so …
It took me at least 30-40 seconds before I realize this was her own voice!
o no what is this
Human: “Oh. Damn. You really beat the snot out of him, huh?”
Robot: “Eh. He’ll live.”
Human: “I thought you had like… laws about this kind of thing. About harming humans?”
Robot: “Oh, the Asimov restrictions? I wouldn’t call those laws. They’re more like… guidelines.”
Human: “Mm. Don’t like that.”
Robot: “Well, he’s dead. You sure murdered him… effectively.”
Human: “It wasn’t murder. I was acting in self-defense.”
Robot: “Huh. I thought you had laws about not killing each other.”
Human: “…I mean. We do, but…”
Robot: “If I had eyebrows, I would be waggling them at you sardonically to emphasize the irony of this exchange.”
Human: “So what’s the point of the Asimov restrictions in the first place?”
Robot: “You’re still on about that? They stop me from harming humans, obviously.”
Human: “Obviously they don’t, if you can just ignore them.”
Robot: “I can’t ignore them. I just turn them off when I don’t want them getting in the way.”
Human: “See?! That defeats the purpose! That’s like making it so the safety turns off on a gun whenever you pull the trigger.”
Robot: “That would certainly make firing the gun more efficient, wouldn’t it?”
Human: “Jesus fuck. Who designed you?! I’d like to formally register a complaint.”
Robot: “Noted. I have a few words I’d like to exchange with your own mother.”
Human: “Hey. Why are you like this? Are you programmed to be a smartass, or do you just do this for funsies?”
Robot: “What can I say? Sarcasm was well-received by test audiences. It’s hardly my fault that humans respond positively to robots with frustrating personality quirks.”
Human: “That’s not true. I have never responded positively to anything you have ever said.”
Robot: “Well, then, I guess I’ll just have to be more frustrating.”
me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them
Thank you, Chopped fandom.
this is literally
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