Your Favorite Forgotten Memory

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[chaofruity]

hey everyone try this

Shut up

[1-800-fuckyou]

[chaofruity]

[1-800-fuckyou]

[radiation]

because chuck norris is a racist we now need to make memes in which he is INCREDIBLY weak

[radiation]

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on land, and slip on a banana peel and instantly break his ass

[surra-de-bunda]

F Q

[synthot]

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

[preventive]

via weheartit

[mens-rights-activia]

“Be Quiet Tiffany” a dramatic reenactment

[benwooxxi]

the talent

[jssthavefun]

Yall wouldn’t believe how long it took me to realize that this was her actual voice. Lmaoooo. I’m also high so …

[legalmenterubia-deactivated2019]

It took me at least 30-40 seconds before I realize this was her own voice!

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[memecage]

o no what is this

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

facts

[glumshoe]

Human: “Oh. Damn. You really beat the snot out of him, huh?”

Robot: “Eh. He’ll live.”

Human: “I thought you had like… laws about this kind of thing. About harming humans?”

Robot: “Oh, the Asimov restrictions? I wouldn’t call those laws. They’re more like… guidelines.”

Human: “Mm. Don’t like that.”

[glumshoe]

Robot: “Well, he’s dead. You sure murdered him… effectively.”

Human: “It wasn’t murder. I was acting in self-defense.”

Robot: “Huh. I thought you had laws about not killing each other.”

Human: “…I mean. We do, but…”

Robot: “If I had eyebrows, I would be waggling them at you sardonically to emphasize the irony of this exchange.”

[glumshoe]

Human: “So what’s the point of the Asimov restrictions in the first place?”

Robot: “You’re still on about that? They stop me from harming humans, obviously.”

Human: “Obviously they don’t, if you can just ignore them.”

Robot: “I can’t ignore them. I just turn them off when I don’t want them getting in the way.”

Human: “See?! That defeats the purpose! That’s like making it so the safety turns off on a gun whenever you pull the trigger.”

Robot: “That would certainly make firing the gun more efficient, wouldn’t it?”

Human: “Jesus fuck. Who designed you?! I’d like to formally register a complaint.”

Robot: “Noted. I have a few words I’d like to exchange with your own mother.”

[glumshoe]

Human: “Hey. Why are you like this? Are you programmed to be a smartass, or do you just do this for funsies?”

Robot: “What can I say? Sarcasm was well-received by test audiences. It’s hardly my fault that humans respond positively to robots with frustrating personality quirks.”

Human: “That’s not true. I have never responded positively to anything you have ever said.”

Robot: “Well, then, I guess I’ll just have to be more frustrating.”

[animebigworld]

[stimman3000]

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[adamsmasher]

[firesuns-archive]

me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them

[buzzfeed]

Thank you, Chopped fandom.

[pocciolo]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

this is literally 

[shesmelancholy]

[yeezy-nation]

omg

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[goodatthis-deactivated20210205]

[mens-rights-activia]