Magic and Magic Byproducts

I'm Derian. He/him, 25 Depression, social anxiety, adhd. Magic the Gathering, socialism, memes. Icon by @indidere Snapchat me at: Derian2020

[improbablecarny]

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

[improbablecarny]

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

[improbablecarny]

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

[thebisexualwreckoning]

They’re so funny let’s all read the book called ‘the book that kills you’ from hit audio drama ‘do NOT under any circumstances read the book called ‘the book that kills you’’.

[i-m-snek]

I spent this whole photoshoot with a giant aloe plant poking my butt But I got some of my favorite shots ever!

[6vcr]

abandoned space elevator

[moth-bells]

Accurate recreation of me when I said "Oh wow thats a pretty picture I wonder where they took it at" and then scrolled down to see the tag #pixel art

[shiftofgallifrey]

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

[lerios]

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[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[yesornopolls]

do you have a single favorite book? (series don't count)

Do you have a single favorite book? (series don't count)

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 25

[slyandthefamilybook]

[aridotdash]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[yourrightfulking]

So true! I was sure I was a dog person for so long. I had even met cats that belonged to family and it liked them. Then I ended up with a cat and realized I drastically prefer them to dogs. I love my cats so much

[circusgoth-dotcom]

guys who's ready for perfectly even february in a week

[yourrightfulking]

This could be every month if we had 13 months and a spare day

[targetedknowledge]

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[chickenssssoup]

Roll for 3 ingredients. Could you make a meal out of these?

Yes, quite easily!

Theoretically...

I can't think of what I could make my ingredients into :/

Absolutely vile ingredient choices!

Voting ended onDec 18, 2025

Rules: You MUST use all 3 ingredients in the dish, but may use any additional ingredients not listed to complete it. The dish may be established (apple pie) or something of your own creation.

Random Ingredient Generator

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[catchymemes]

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

mutual you are so funny and cool How do i form a social bond with you without interaction

[hollowboobtheory]

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

[hollowboobtheory]

I get how we need records of who's in the country for like census or tax purposes, yk boring logistical stuff. but you know what we could do with people who don't have the paperwork? send them to the courthouse to fill out their paperwork. boom problem solved and you didn't have to spend 80 thousand dollars detaining and deporting them