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@yoursincalendricalheresy
being escorted out of town
The criminal has been apprehended
Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning
ok iâve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,
1. canonically female (no variation)
2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if itâs an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)
3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)
?
yes
no
super nuance bald extract button (use this wisely)
Recently learned about green dragon tail butterflys, absolutely beautiful buggos that deserve to be known.
[emerges from the movie theater covered in blood] yeah hadestown was really good
everyone go play this
Shout out @sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog for this game that I ceremoniously do every day now when I need a break from work. I feel very good when I score well and very stupid when I can't get the pangram first (my own made-up rule that I MUST follow).
Smush is stupidly fun. I wish I could take credit for it, but Hank made it. I just edit it/try to make the play fun by picking good words and middle letters.
The Odyssey if the suitors were competentâŚ
Go Check out Neet- sheâs awesome (her socials are at the bottom of the linked page if you want to see some of the training videos for this and other silliness)
for those like me that want proof this is real:
really funny to see these questions posed as dystopian fiction when it was just reality in a lot of the US up until maaaaaaybe 50 years ago
like
the real world answers to those questions were
yes
fine or imprisonment
there were multiple movements fighting against fornication laws
having sex with other people while separated was criminalized and could result in civil and criminal punishments
yes
yes to enforce the nuclear family and no, if anything it was intended to *increase* the birth rate since married women were not considering legally capable of saying no to sex with their husbands
so what would a light hearted rom com set in a scenario like this? almost any romcom made in the US before 1960 would qualify
getting one night a year to have societally sanctioned sex with anyone you want would actually be significantly less dystopian than the lived reality of mainstream US culture for large parts of the 20th century
I saw this post an hour before the âmystery movieâ screening that turned out to be this movie! It actually makes really good use of its premise in the comedy! Itâs a romcom so it is pretty hand-wavy about stuff, as youâd expect, but it actually does put a lot of effort into what that night would feel like on both a personal and societal level.
This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.
Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.
Jacek Yerka, EruptionÂ
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i like tumblr because occasionally iâll be recommended a 12 year old post that depicts something so absolutely my shit that it makes me believe in art again
PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) // THE MARTIAN (2015)
screaming I love this
Oh no, two out of my top 10 sci-fi movies ever side by side
You know what, I wish Louisâ apology was honest, even if Armand doesnât deserve it, because apologizing for something you feel bad for doing; regardless of what brought you to apologise, is lifting a weight off your shoulder, so yeah I was Louis was truthful and that he has one less thing to worry about, wish he moves on to be better.
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I want to learn more exclamations that arenât strictly just religious stuff. âJesus Christâ this, âoh my godâ that, nah I want something fresh.
What are some of yâallâs favorite exclamations that arenât about god?
first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you
ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually
had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'
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Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.
Good evening, tumblr. I'm here with a short story recommendation that I think many folks here are going to love.
When He Calls Your Name by Catherynne M. Valente
It's free to read online via Uncanny Magazine, and at 10,619 words it's not too much of a time commitment. Saying too much about it will spoil the fun of the reveal, but it's set on a hot, sticky summer night full of danger and moonlight. There's blood and beauty and women having a conversation, all told in prose that manages to be simultaneously luscious and country-fried. When I figured out the premise, I cackled with glee. Now go read.
people who have read the girl who circumnavigated fairyland are ALWAYS either like "yeah it was good! if a little slow" or "this book SEARED its way through my retinas and ENGRAVED itself in WHITE-HOT-LETTERS on my SOUL and I have never been the same since" and there is no in-between
I first read it when I was 10? 11? Reading it again so many years later was such a delight. Truly a story that has lived in me and shaped me all my life from the moment I first devoured it.
I drew a tiny September in my sketchbook a few days back. Just realised I never posted her.