Dissonance

You have been the last dream of my soul.

[hushhatake]

*reads shonen jump for romance*

[sandorclegane]

dogpile……

[1liv]

[nzoth-the-corruptor]

#lisa walked into dracula’s own home and did not give one fucking ounce of a fuck

[scumbagsblog]

[lmao-archive-deactivated2022062]

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this is so much more well animated than is called for

[iooiu-deactivated20250309]

happy birthday iruka-sensei!!

[themateriodictable]

imagine a kid named sephiroth getting retroactive dignity

[hirasawaschoiceass]

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Me and the squad showing off our power level before we face the anime villain

[tremendoustenderness]

You are a power-hungry mage who slept with him. I'm a bard who once rubbed chamomile on his lovely bottom. We are not the same.

[tiktokarchive]

Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe?

[Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater.

[thenatsdorf]

June loves hearing her name. (turn sound on for cute cat noise) (via ParametricEquation)

[coldtake]

[yekkes]

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[lesbomatriarchy]

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

[penis-siz3-average]

Future straight Historians: “we see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says ‘I like girls’ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. It’s hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ’…in a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, I’m so gay.’ Now it’s difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”

[crazy-pages]

It may seem like @vilesbian is joking, but she really isn’t. 

[normal-horoscopes]

I AM AN EXCELLENT DM BUT I AM NOT A NICE ONE

[normal-horoscopes]

I AM KNOWN IN MY LOCAL TABLETOP CIRCLES FOR INCREDIBLY COMPLEX POLITICAL MURDER MYSTERY NARRATIVES THAT FORCE THE PLAYERS TO EXPLORE THE WORLD AND ITS CHARACTERS

[normal-horoscopes]

OH ITS FRUSTRATING AT FIRST BUT BY THE END MY PLAYERS FIND THEMSELVES HAVING FEBERISH IN CHARACTER PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATES ABOUT THE FAKE POLITICS I MADE UP

[normal-horoscopes]

ALSO AS A PREREQUISITE FOR SITTING AT MY TABLE I REQUIRE EVERY CHARACTER TO HAVE AT LEAST TWO GOALS NOT RELATED TO THE PLOT OF THE GAME

[normal-horoscopes]

I ABSOLUTELY RELISH IN TORTURING MY PLAYERS WITH WEIGHTY MORAL DESCISIONS

"DO YOU CONTINUE THE WAR TO SUPPORT THE KINGDOMS MARTIAL ECONOMY OR DO YOU LEGALIZE CHILD LABOR TO FILL THE GAP"

"YOU CAN SAVE THE OTHER PLAYER FROM BEING PERMENANTLY BLINDED BUT ONLY AT THE COST OF YOUR OWN SIGHT"

[normal-horoscopes]

TENSION! DRAMA! THIS IS WHAT A GAME NEEDS

I GIVE MY PLAYERS DARK CIRCUMSTANCES BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY TIME HEROISM CAN TRULY BE SHOWN

I MAKE SURE THAT HEROIC SACRAFICE IS REAL NOT JUST TO THE CHARACTERS BUT TO THE PLAYERS THEMSELVES

[jewels728]

I definitely need to get my players to have goals outside the campaign narrative. Excuse me while I text them.

[normal-horoscopes]

MAKE SURE ITS SOMETHING SPECIFIC AND ACHIEVABLE

I WANT FREEDOM FOR MY PEOPLE - BAD, TOO VAGUE

I WANT TO START A REVOLUTIONARY CELL - GOOD, SHORT, CLEAR, ACTIONABLE

[geritsel]

Valin Mattheis

[hunter-rodrigez]

In the west:

meanwhile in Japan: