Show me yours I'll show you mine.

Yeah...well. This is awkward... I didn't prepare anything special for this occasion.. May I offer you a nice, full and amazing blog of AWESOMENESS?

[cc-h79]

😒😒😒😒part 2

[brbgensokyo]

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[calellon]

a LOT of European youths have an at least mild obsession with America at some point but as they advance into their 20s that obsession usually shifts to being grateful for not being born in the States

[monicas]

[sizvideos]

[blackichigo1-deactivated2015022]

LMAOOO HAHAHA

[wirts-mixtapes-deactivated20181]

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[meme-theft]

[hustlerose]

STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM

JUST GO TO BED

[hustlerose]

shut the fuck up bitch

[hustlerose]

oh wait this is my post

[vanillafaceman]

dapu ftnk

[segahaze]

[florky]

[cinnalune-deactivated20220510]

[buzzfeed]

Ferret, but it’s pronounced like beret.

[misuzu-is-life]

BEGONE

THOT

[sunshinescribbs-deactivated2018]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING UMMUTE.

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I will never not reblog this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

[quintessentialbeings]

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

[ladyananas]

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

[thriveworks]

Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[4gifs]

[naturepunk]

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

[ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr]

This could have gone so wrong

[mayhemily]

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

[swarleyunderhill]

Even if it did we all have free health care

[moonbeamsandsolemnwishes]

Shots fired

[favorite-mutual]

No shots friend, hugs.