Ahhhhhhh

What if we.... read crackfics till 2 in the morning

[veliseraptor]

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

[marsipanart]

my shaylas <333

[ganymedesclock]

I think cis people should also be their gender of choice. Like, if you're a man, you should get to really enjoy being a man- have fun with it! If you're a woman, take the parts of womanhood that really deeply make you happy. If being a little androgynous or ambiguous or hidden is the part that really makes you happy, you don't have to be trans for that. If you wanna lean really hard into being femme or masc- do it! You have one life in your body, do what makes you happy. Ditch the stuff you don't like.

My sinister queer agenda is I think that everyone should be the gender they like in the way they like it.

[youve-got-a-roman]

My mum just forgot the name of Justice League and decided the next closest thing was "superhero club" smh I love her <3

Btw it's important to note she is in fact team dc and made this blunder

[mostmagical]

adrien matches marinette's freak so well. god. sure, beloved girlfriend, you can wear a disguise and listen in on my family lunch. sure, girlfriend, I'll only kiss you on the cheek for Unspecified Reason. he doesn't bat a single eye. he doesn't care. she's behind him in the bushes. must be tuesday. I love them so much.

[pixelprofligate]

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

[pixelprofligate]

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4

[rahullkohli]

saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed

[dykebluejay]

[flootzavut]

[ghastmaskzombie]

Stranger, if you didn't already know Bugs Bunny is a trickster god, your tumblr experience is very different from mine.

[whomst-am-i]

GENDERFLUID ICON BUGS BUNNY

[ruffboi-mags]

If you didn't already know Bugs Bunny was an archetypical trickster, your LIFE experience is very different from mine. Rabbit is an existing animal trickster archetype even, I'm p sure that's *why* Bugs is a bunny.

[clown-college-honor-roll]

lmao

[prokopetz]

Apple propaganda notwithstanding, the reason tower PCs are big isn’t because they’re outdated. The reason tower PCs are so bulky is because they’re designed to be user serviceable. The case has lots of open space so your big, meaty hands can easily access all of the components, and everything is secured with friction-fit tabs and standard machine screws to minimise the need for specialised tools. A properly laid out tower PC is fully serviceable with a single Phillips-head screwdriver and no greater manual skill than your average Lego playset – heck, for some of the more modern case layouts you don’t even need the screwdriver, unless you’re performing major surgery like a full motherboard replacement.

Like, think about who benefits from convincing you that a fully modular computing device that can be serviced and repaired with your bare hands and minimal technical skill is unfashionable.

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the 1997 Anastasia film decided rasputin made a better villain than the bolsheviks and i’m still reeling over the fact an american company was given a once-in-a-lifetime historically justified reason to vilify communism and they SKIPPED it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the notes is just people roasting the musical adaption and ok fair

[karl-the-not-so-great]

They knew that if they animated young Lenin and gave him magic powers and a villain song america would be communist by now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you actually make a strong point

[thecaboodale]

Literally just the idea of that has me seizing the means of production

[thanatos-girl]

young lenin can seize my means of production ;)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This site has the moral compass of a bag of marbles

[youve-got-a-roman]

Incorrect we have the moral compass of a wet paper towel

[slowedmountains]

artist who usually draws horses draws a wolf

[slowedmountains]

artist who usually draws big cats draws a daschund

[slowedmountains]

artist who usually draws chickens draws a pomeranian

[slowedmountains]

artist who usually draws bears draws a dalmation

[slowedmountains]

artist who usually draws rodents draws a golden retriever

[slowedmountains]

artist who usually draws cattle draws a borzoi

[slowedmountains]

artist who usually draws dragons draws a bedlington terrier

[cargopantsman]

i do love how all of this mish-mash has a particular medieval illumination vibe to it

[quadriviummuse]

I agree! They look heraldic.

[cloudyships42]

Miraculous CYOA?

I got this idea in the middle of my class today, I have no clue how I would do it, a miraculous Choose Your Own Adventure! Would you be interested in reading one? It would be styled like the books are. It would be a readerxwhoever/everyone type shit, I don't know. Basically, can you survive the world of miraculous?

Would you be interested in reading a Miraculous CYOA?

Yes!

Maybe!

No

Random other option to leave me guessing

Voting ended onJan 30, 2025

uhhhhh reblog/share I don't care, just spread the word

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[transgooglesearches]

how to be okay when I see my deadname

[sapphic-giraffic]

real talk tho, i actually have a strategy for this. it was my wife’s idea. the key is to change your default association with the name. that way, instead of automatically thinking of it as your deadname, you think of it as something else’s name, ideally something you like.

what I did was start a new game on Pokémon Omega Ruby and give my starter, mudkip, my deadname. after many hours of play time, whenever i hear or see my deadname, i think of my beloved mudkip, now grown into a handsome, strong swampert.

if pokémon isn’t ur thing, i think the same strategy could be adapted to a pet or a stuffed animal. just a thought.

[what-even-is-thiss]

One of my friends gave my deadname to his vacuum cleaner.

[thesanityclause]

Over 10 years ago I drew this mother naga with her kid and a bowl of gulab jamun, and I was blown away to see people still reblogging it and saying kind things here. I decided to draw a sequel, the PTA (People That are Anacondas) meeting is over, and she finally gets to have some gulab jamun. c: I really hope this cheers you up some.

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[famylee83]

It's only been 3 days and I've already seen this posted on Pinterest and Reddit.

[cyber-corp]