Neat!

Claire. 21. Arizona. Harry Trash™

[frottinq]

The fact that you have to call places you're applying to sometimes and be like "hey btw I applied. any news?" to supposedly "let them know you're interested" is like... so fucking stupid. like I fucking applied. call me back. I don't need to be the one to fucking take initiative because I took initiative by applying in the first place. you need someone in the job. I applied. call me. or tell me you don't need me. fuck you and die. everywhere that has ever hired anyone, I hope you burn down

[tsurangaconundrum]

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

[thereignclub-trc]

What if it works out for you exactly how you want it or greater. Imagine that.

[jenneferofjengaberg]

endless dean close-ups 22/∞

[hidefdoritos]

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

[kibblesandbitch]

Maybe even Twenty!

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

[redshiftsinger]

@lazywitchling's tags have passed peer review

[lycanthrology]

groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

[amygdalae]

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

[gentlecaress]

he looks soooo boyfriend here 😭

[myhandsarepinknow]

teenage girl giggling and blushing as she writes in her journal in pink glitter pen but when you look at what she’s writing it says “list of good reasons to freeze to death”

[cristinaricci]

BILL SKARSGÅRD Deadpool 2 (2018)

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[londonharry]

Harry Styles | Don't Worry Darling (2022)

[fellshish]

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

[husband]

this website is free

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

The problem with nuclear power plants is that you would want the workers to observe the processes carefully to avoid disaster, however nuclear power plants generate energy by boiling water, so the plant technicians can’t watch what’s happening or the water won’t boil due to the Watchpot Phenomenon. Thankfully scientists have overcome this hurdle in recent decades by squinting so the water thinks their eyes are closed and that it isn’t being watched