[moonpope-deactivated20141123]

[littlecornerinbrooklyn]

#when you cry and your tears are also shares diluted down to .03 percent

[youwererocks]

Netflix: Are you still watching "The X-Files"?

Me: idk Netflix, is the truth still out there???????

[sinnersstandupsinghallelujah]

Fourth of July - Fall Out Boy, Scranton, PA. 7-4-15

[thisishowilearnedtolove]

[baptised-bastardised-sodomised]

Hallelujah Acoustic at Rock on the River 6, May 25, 2015

[backshelfpoet]

1. I left my favorite pair of underwear at your house. I know your mother hates me, can I come pick them up? [delete] 2. It’s been almost a month and I still miss you like a fucking limb. [delete] 3. I didn’t know my bones could ache until I met you. [delete] 4. You know, a week before we broke up, do you remember? I had bought a book of poetry. You asked why I didn’t read something more interesting and I could feel my insides splinter. [delete] 5. You said poetry was all lies dressed up to sound pretty. When I look at you these days, I want to ask if sadness sounds pretty to you too. [delete] 6. It’s 3 a.m. and this alcohol tastes like you. [delete] 7. I saw you staring at me today during Lit class. I smiled at you and you didn’t smile back. I almost cried. [delete] 8. The girl who sits next to me smells like you. [delete] 9. I miss you. [delete] 10. I have never had so many bad nights. [delete] 11. Sometimes I write poetry about you on the internet. Strangers who have never met either of us think you’re cruel – they tell me if they had the honor of loving me, we’d have sex three times a day and they’d scream my name when they came. [delete] 12. They think it is beautiful, how I am broken. I don’t think they understand. [delete] 13. You used to tell me I was beautiful. I tried saying it in the mirror the other day, but it sounded wrong without your mouth wrapped around it. [delete] 14. Everything I say sounds wrong without your mouth wrapped around it. [delete] 15. We were never in love, but, oh God, we could have been. [delete]

“15 Texts I Almost Sent You” | d.a.s (via wintcrsoldier)

[sashatattooing]

[awardweiner]

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

[aleksanclr-deactivated20180820]

by Fall Out Boy

[carolaynetran]

here have a hipster clint barton

[carolaynetran]

more of that dirty hipster au now featuring clint’s coffee shop and a lot more people

[kaijutegu]

The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler

My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.

Every time he sees it, he balls up.

I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.

However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!

He was nervous at first… 

But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.

Pretty soon it became his best friend!

There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!

Including protecting him from the other stapler.

The moral of the story?

My snake is a weirdo.

[kaijutegu]

Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.

He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!

This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!

Am I any closer to understanding my snake’s strange relationship with staplers?

Absolutely not.

[weenfrank]

same

[incorrectbandomquotes]

bandom gothic

an interviewer asks brendon urie a question about ryan ross. brendon’s smile falters and he avoids the question. the next day, the interviewer is gone. all copies of the interview have disappeared. you cannot recall the face or the name of the interviewer.

whenever pete wentz looks into a mirror, he sees himself as he was in 2007, with his emo fringe and eyeliner. whenever patrick stump looks into a mirror, he sees himself with his old sideburns. there are no mirrors on their tour bus.

gerard way summons a demon on stage. no one notices.

you are listening to from under the cork tree. there is a song you do not recognize. you look in the liner notes. the song’s title is 78 words long.

at any given moment, josh dun is both a member of twenty one pilots and kicked out of it. he is schrödinger’s drummer. even he does not know the truth.

patrick agrees to let pete take off his hat. underneath there is a smaller hat and another one under that. eventually there is just a large pile of hats.

you find an unnamed mp3 on panic! at the disco’s website. when you play it, you find it is a clip of shrieking and sobbing. someone asks brendon urie about it. “oh, that’s one of the songs from the cabin album,” he says.

gerard way’s twitter makes less and less sense each day. you don’t recognize the language his tweets are in. nobody does.

you go to a panic! at the disco concert in the year 2050. brendon urie is still the only original member left. in fact, he is the only official member left. the touring musicians are just shadowy figures at their instruments. brendon looks exactly the same as he did in 2013.

it is the year 3015. ryan ross’s instagram is still updating.

pete wentz’s hair changes color every time you look at him. he speaks entirely in emoji.

you are new to the fandom. you want to start reading fanfic. every reclist you find has only one link. it is the milk fic.

[amajor7-deactivated20210823]

[wie-ein-vogel-blog]

[anna-corinne]

seethestarsablaze

[ch-ords]

Visit Original Link

[popculturediedin2009]

April 12, 2005 Fall Out Boy releases the lead single from their second album, From Under the Cork Tree. Happy 10 Years!

[consolation-deactivated20161214]

*gazes out the window with my fingertips on the glass* ten….. years……………

[andrewismusic]

These are my friends, Jen and Dan. They’re getting married. Look how cute they are.

This is their cat. Her name is Pooface.

This is the three of them photoshopped into a land of dinosaurs and laser beams.

And here is a rather large oil painting that I commissioned from an artist for their wedding gift. It took him a month.

So happy wedding, Jen and Dan. It better last forever because I paid way too much money for this.