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[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[dndaddyissues]

[retrogamingblog2]

the most stressful quest in the game

[tiktokarchive]

Doctor: [singing 'Come and Get Your Love' by Redbone to oneself]: Tka tka tooh, do do do do do do, de do do do do do beow beow beow beow beow beow buh nuh, bah dah buh buh buh buh, hey!

Someone else: Hey!

Doctor: What?

[rootbeergoddess]

This is peak comedy

[discofriend]

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

[lytefoot]

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

[chippish]

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

[roseverdict]

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

[doctorgeekery]

After this confusing quadruple mess, a conspiracy theory emerges that Fred and George are actually just one person, and there were never any Weasley Twins. To add fuel to this theory, Fred and George make a point to never be seen together (publicly).

When asked about this theory, Fred/George subtly insinuates that he used Polyjuice Potion so that there could be multiple versions of himself at once. This goes around the Hogwarts Rumor Mill like fire. The Weasley family says nothing to dispute it, not even Percy.

[hippocrates460]

Percy makes polyjuice successfully for the first time in his fifth year, when he finally has sufficient motivation. Fred, George, Edward and Hubert walk into the great hall one morning, identical but for their school ties, and the chaos is so great that nobody realizes Percy and Ron are missing.

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

There’s a rumour going around that Edward is a parselmouth after an incident with a grass snake in their fourth year closely after Harry Potter is revealed to be one. 

The rumour mill isn’t sure if Harry or Edward is the Heir of Slytherin but for some strange reason, the two are never seen at the same time.

[amynchan]

Pfft

[marvelousmerriment]

x

Bonus:

[bitemekyuu-deactivated20150523]

Will never not reblog this xD

[justlookatthosesausages]

first rule of disney fandom : always reblog peter and tink going to starbucks

[rabnerd28]

This post is pulled from the depths of old tumblr

[rosiemissfandomchaos]

I ONLY SAW THIS ON PINTEREST AS A SCREENSHOT IT’S NICE TO ACTUALLY SEE IT IN PERSON

[everythingfox]

Such a good boy

[bunjywunjy]

I refuse to believe this is a real animal

[breathingsboring-deactivated202]

Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.

[sorrynotsorrybi]

reblog if you would also like to be ruled by a well-appointed bisexual elf wizard

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gaara1920]

Idk how to say it properly in English so... Le respect est mort

[seaside-sadnesss]

The lip sync is so on point that it is terrifying

[secondclassvines]

[schweeeppess]

[the-carlos-cow-eyes]

It took me a second to get It, but I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING😂👏

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

[wolfsteax]

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

[argayzi]

si sunt voinic

[iuuubire-deactivated20210607]

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

[argayzi]

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

[dangerbooze]

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

[spelviin]

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[gryphon982]

MI-AMINTESC DE OCHII TAI

[fat-rolls-frictions]

my whole damn life just flashed before my eyes

[cacopheny]

I’m sorry I still love this fuckin song

[tomhiddletson]

Pride & Prejudice (2005), dir. Joe Wright

[crimsonclad]

We don’t talk enough about how part of Jane falling for Bingley is that he thinks Elizabeth is DOPE AS SHIT and openly loves hanging out with her. Cute nice boy has taken Netherfield at last? Great! Cute nice boy who would legitimately be super stoked if Elizabeth ended up being a spinster aunt who lived with them and taught their children to embroider their cushions very ill indeed as long as she kept laying down sick burns? MARRIAGE MATERIAL.

Post-book Mr. Bingley is ALWAYS excited before parties where Elizabeth will be in attendance, because he knows she is going to make some very unexpected jokes and he will be in STITCHES and also in AWE and yay for loving and supporting at least one of your in-laws.

[geekybibliophile]

@zombeesknees

[ferociousqueak]

#i mean Bingley genuinely LIKES Darcy#they’re a classic combo of golden retriever and aloof dignified cat#so of course golden retriever Bingley is going to meet Elizabeth and go YES GOOD A NEW CAT FRIEND#DARCY COME MEET MY NEW CAT FRIEND#Darcy: HISSS#Elizabeth: HISSS#Bingley: SEE WE’RE FRIENDS

via @pagerunner

[dankmemeuniversity]

[critter-of-habit]

Me: Draw something that will make a nice print! Other me: drAW A MEME

[betterstayabsurd-deactivated202]

Anastasia (1997)

[fairyrealms-deactivated20150216]

[galadariel]

it’s back

[the-female-gaymer]

will this never get explained to me???

[southbreak]

what is happening

[pananni]

Explanation:

They are shooting the scene in Desolation of Smaug where Kili and Tauriel are having their first real conversation in the dungeons.

In the scene, they talk about a party happening upstairs (something about the stars, I can’t remember). Legolas is supposed to be seen staring at the two of them in jealousy ‘cause he likes Tauriel.

Orlando, however, chose to make this glorious blooper happen by wearing a party hat and calling them sluts.

[forest-king]

https://youtu.be/UXDBRP5HEQA

[wuekka]

WAIT, THIS WASN’T A FUNNY EDIT?!

[hazel0217]

HPYU FAM

[kawacy]

Like father like daughter i see