marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet
divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@theartofmadeline
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes
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marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet
divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension
springcore
girl how could someone have died 2100 years ago
ok
Can ppl on here stop hating th army
hell no fuck the army
hell no fuck the army
hell no fuck the army
hell no fuck the army
hell no fuck the army
hell no fuck the army
Okay but for the most part hate the system not the soldier
hell no fuck the soldiers
hell no fuck the soldiers
hell no fuck the soldiers
hell no fuck the soldiers
hell no fuck soldiers lol
Breakfast Should Refresh You
Lunch Should Encourage You
Dinner Should Challenge You
Supper Should Make You Wonder
The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
Daily gratitude
I don’t have kids
I don’t spend money on nicotine
I don’t gamble my money away on sports
I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions
My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful
unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real
fuck its Already like 100 am
when we say “in real life” this is a lie to protect us. it is all real. it is all real life.
[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere
my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.
Your monkeys ?
those aren’t mine.
sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.
The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born
giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually