✨Hello, Heaven✨

Just doing my thing

[yo-its-matt]

anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely

[catcrumb]

[ssx-222222]

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[adulthoodisokay]

this post is from THIS YEAR

[glowzoul]

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

[flavoracle]

Happy one year anniversary little thread

[blackpyrefly]

having fried sex with my southern wife

[bunniope]

having poutine sex with my canada wife

[rnavka]

having great sex with both your wives

[blackpyrefly]

we are each others wifes idiot

[rnavka]

well thanks for having me

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

i’m the only one in the house allowed to make noise and be annoying, actually

[blackqueerblog]

FACTS!

[heathenvampires]

Additions: if your viral load is suppressed by medication to the point it’s undetectable, it’s considered untransmittable, even without condoms. Children with HIV+ carriers are usually given medication when they’re born, to make sure any of the virus doesn’t take hold (which we also do to adults who fear they’ve been exposed, it’s called PEP ((Post Exposure Prophylaxis)), which is a month of medication and must be started within 72 hours of exposure).

(There’s also PreP - Pre Exposure Prophylaxis, which is taking medication if you feel you are at risk of being exposed to HIV, whether through sexual partners or sharing injection needles)

This is why we need universal free healthcare - so people can go on and have happy, healthy lives despite the HIV diagnosis. Nobody should die or live in fear when the treatment is so damn simple and effective.

[killerchickadee]

Can I just say as a person who grew up during the AIDS crisis how INCREDIBLE it is to me that this is even possible? A lot of you weren’t around for any of these developments, but back in the day HIV was a death sentence.

The fact that this is possible is mind-blowing and fantastic.

[sugoidekai]

[durbikins]

the fuck are you looking at? what’s down there

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[florescentlcvesickness]

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

When are gonna talk about how (cis) female pedophiles get away with predatory behavior all the time from teachers having sex with their teenage students to women grooming children to everything else

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

To adult women online openly discussing their sexual attraction to famous teenage boys and girls and making nsfw content of fictional children and often times even real ones and disguising it as women's sexual liberation or something and how criticizing them makes you a misogynist

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

People reblogging without the addition on purpose because it makes them uncomfortable or because they disagree... don't reblog at all. I hope you know that pedophiles have been using this type of content to groom children since forever and even IF they didn't it's still fucking disgusting regardless. Fuck off and die

[turnaboutstevie]

weatherboy (derogatory)

[duskbcys-deactivated20221016]

op what does this mean

[turnaboutstevie]

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

[mtfautoandrophile]

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

[mtfautoandrophile]

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

[nightmarecleric]

this post reads like a drunk text you’d receive from a werewolf

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

how are my gays and gay adjacents tonight what are yall up to 

[superpagangirl]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

me too girl

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[abomasnow]

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

[glumshoe]

friends with benefits? what, like dental?