Dino !!!

Meow Meow Any But She (including it and neos) Explodes you with my mind :3

[yyiimmppyy]

I had an idea and immediately got to work

[strangestcase]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

[bleu-guacamole]

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

[the-sassy-composer]

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

[wigmund]

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

[taraljc]

have the vampires tried it to see if they like it? I bet they'd like it. I mean unless what they really like is haemoglobin and platelets, then they're shit outta luck but still if I were undead I'd totally give it a go

[lord-pretzel]

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

[bhawk-goose]

Combine anglerfish and peacock sexual dimorphism and you get this big awesome predator and her beautiful husband Singular Piece Of Glitter

[pukicho]

how you doing today boss?

I am on the cusp.

[dapprskoros]

the cusp of what?

[pukicho]

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[bluttto]

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

[byjove]

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

[homunculus-argument]

I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

[homunculus-argument]

I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.

[swordy-da-goat]

drawing my current dnd character who is having a horrible time

[sixteenplagues-deactivated20230]

windows 8 can suck my dick

[dild0]

I can’t believe how far technology has come

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1196

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Northern Hogsucker

Hypentelium nigricans

[prairiedeath]

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

[fwunni]

let’s all stop doing this now

[hardgockcafe]

Ok, pit time is over, time to go home

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

*walks up to a group of children playing raptor* you wouldn't want to be chased by raptors in real life, i say smugly with my vast knowledge as an Adult.

[hidefdoritos]

BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[cute-animals-only]

[katjohnadams]

A tragedy in four parts