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miciopersonellasiepe-deactivate

kokonakamelot

Flying ball of fluff and pink bat

fudanshirevolutionary

my wife

joydoesathing

so what if the og clan members were with their female counterparts 🤔🤔🤔

joydoesathing

so ummm i tried drawing the gals in their respective r and n card outfits

asimplecheeseburger

twitter didnt appreciate this one

pwurrz

haven’t thought about yakumo purring in a while.. eiden scratching under his chin while quincy runs his fingers through his hair and yakumo just sits there, absolutely flustered and embarrassed from the attention but feeling far to content and blissful to really do anything about it <33 they like to team up and give him the ‘ultimate head rub!’ because they know from experience it always makes yakumo feel better. his adorable reactions are just an added bonus.

eiden can’t help but coo over how cute yakumo is, which of course makes him feel terribly shy and embarrassed, but.. on the other hand, it’s really nice to be the center of eiden’s attention and praise.

sometimes quincy just reaches over and ruffles yakumo’s hair for the fun of it. he started petting the serpent as a way to praise him, or to calm him down when he was anxious, but eventually he found himself being endeared by the cute quiet purrs that slipped out when his fingers would pet just the right spot.

pwurrz

emergency quincamo cuddles because while the two of them were doing a mountain patrol yakumo got way too cold but, because it was early in their friendship, only having met each other a few times, he didn’t say anything in fear of seeming like a burden.

so when quincy finally does notice how poor yakumo’s condition is, he half-drags half-carries the serpent to the nearest rest cabin and quickly lights a fire, piling every available blanket onto him but he’s.. really out of it. while normally yakumo would blush and fluster at having so much attention paid to him, this time he just. lays there. shaking and shivering with a miserable expression on his face, not really responding to anything.

quincy doesn’t know what else to do, so he strips out of his own wet clothes and burrows under the covers beside yakumo, holding him to his bare chest and trying to rub warmth into any part of the serpent’s body that he can reach. he tries to reach for a towel to dry the melting snowflakes from yakumo’s hair, but yakumo finally moves to hold on to quincy even tighter, staring up at him with unfocused and unusually bright eyes and pleading,

“p-please.. don’t go.. t-too cold…”

and well, at that point it would just be plain cruel to deny yakumo of the warmth he so desperately needs. at least, that’s what quincy tells himself as he goes back to rubbing up and down the serpent’s sides and back, trying to share some of his body heat.

eventually, yakumo settles. he’s stopped shaking as much and he no longer looks deathly pale. relieved and exhausted in equal measure, quincy allows himself to fall asleep, one arm cradling the serpent’s head while the other lays protectively over his waist.

when the two of them awake several hours later, yakumo will have completely recovered from the previous night’s situation, very warm and comfortable and secure. he lets out a quiet purr of contentment at the feeling of being held so tightly, something that makes his inner serpent very happy, something he hasn’t felt in a while. if he pretends not to be awake just yet to allow himself to enjoy quincy’s warm embrace just a little longer, well.. who can blame him, really?

nerdyqueerandjewish

For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

alex51324

Annual reblog of this important information.

The thingy above where you sign your tax form says that you’ve filled it out to the best of your ability. “Sir, I am a dumbass” is 100% a valid defense

dalniente

Things that are bad to do with the IRS:

Lie

Ignore their letter if they send you one

Things the IRS does not actually give a shit about, no seriously, they do Not Care:

Honest mistakes

If you get a letter from a tax authority, read it, pay the man, or call the number on the letter and explain you have no money and ask if there's something they can do. The IRS is a pain in the ass to actually get on the phone, but their hold music is not the worst (the worst, if you're wondering, is the hold music for the Pennsylvania Department of Revenue), and once you're talking to a person, they will almost always bend over backwards trying to work with you. In my experience, if you are trying to do right by the IRS, the IRS will try to do right by you.