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Tom of Holland

heyyyyyyyy again everybody it's mee, Swamp Zacky! I just wanted to splish splash on into your phone and tell you all is well in the swamp where we swim around in the slime all day long happy as a little alligator in the mud and you're invited to the swamp party!! it will be a sloppy good time!

hey everyone it's me, Spongezack Skinnyjeans! I am the first sponge in bikini bottom who soaked up lots and lots of soups & broths, so everywhere I go everyone I know can never go hungry, and they can slurp the fluids straight from my absorbent orangey flesh :)

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we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

heyyy everybody it's meee, Swamp Zacky! I'm having a pool party over here in the swamp :3 chomp chomp. did you know that swamp people are actually part alligator? splish splash on over here to the swamp party. it is a soggy good time!

soaking spongebob in soups & broths so I can suck the liquid nourishment wherever we go (me & spongebob)

#spongebob #spongebob squarepants #soup

shark week is every week round these parts

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Captain Beefheart & Frank Zappa

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which slimey wiggler are YOU the most like? take our quiz to find out!

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing these illegitimate Make A Wish kids getting pity roles in big budget productions. sure. it is good to give him a once in a lifetime experience considering he only has a couple months left to live before the CIA will drowned him in cement galoshes and frame the local weedman, all because stupid Tom got to close to the truth, and now they are after him. but those wishes are for sick kids who really need them and are innocent of treasonous crimes such as what Tom Holland has committed. he needs to face the consequences of his actions, but instead he got to dress up in latex and swing around on Hollywood lane. the whole system is corrupted and he is just yet another example of someone who is in the right place at the right time to be blasted straight to stardom even though he couldn't even manage to sneak through the air vents in the secret headquarters without getting caught. shame on Tom Hollands, and shame on the Hollywood execs who put him there.

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hey guys, I am really having trouble trying to make sense of this situation but I am just keeping coming to the same conclusions which is that, maybe he was abducted and replaced with a poorly built replica?? let me know in the comments what you think.

I took a mud bath

if this man is a heterosexual then I will eat my own boots! they costed $50 and i am not hungry at alll, so you know that I am so serious !!

John Lennon, in the throws of the maddening disease that was yet unnamed at the time but we now know of it by the name of Ringworm. The scientific name is Pica, and it is not a true worm but instead just a regular deadly disease. Poor John had the first documented case and so they named it after his lover Ringo Starr, who stayed by his side until the agonizing end. They say it's not the toxicity of the non-food items he ate all the time that got him in the end, but instead the bowel impaction caused by eating so much of his own hair.

they are hurting him and nobody even cares¡!!! this is Pout McCartney, Paul's secret twin brother who they kept locked up from the world all his life and trained him up as a replacement for in case of an accident, and when Paul was dead they threw him to the wolves or should I say, The Beatles. they were cruel and mean to him and treated him such as a performing monkey and they only gave him marmite on unbuttered toasts to eat while they kept him inside a 1 bedroom apartment that was locked from the outside and only Ringo held the key, the Ringoleader if you will, however John called the shots and subjected him to painful procedures such as this so that he could fit in with the aesthetic of the band and the groupies were all none the wiser.

I would rather amputated all my toes before I would get rid of 1 single finger!!!!!!!!!

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