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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
NASA
The Stonewall Inn
The Bowery Presents
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
art blog(derogatory)
gracie abrams
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Today's Document
RMH
Show & Tell
ojovivo
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@zadumavi
i'm cleaning computers at work for next year's students and found a chill guy someone printed out and stuck to their computer. i thought you'd like him because of how tortured and crumpled he is.
photo found in a deceased soldier's helmet during ww2
oh great, fubo has it for me for $45 a month
Just found out about this list and I am obessed with analysing which videogames the buddah would not play, and consequently, which ones he could play.
Tetris (Not buddihst), has 10 columns, here rows may be interpreted as any series of segments regardless of orientations, breaks rule 1.
Doom (buddihst), follows all the rules
Super monkey ball (NOT BUDDIHST), ball game, breaks rule 7.
Stardew Valley (Not buddihst), playing with a toy plough (rule 9.)i.e simulation of farming
Most mario games (Buddihst)
GTA 5 (Not buddihst) Playing with toy cart's Rule 12.
Overall we can conclude that if the buddah was alive today he would rip and tear demons until there is nothing left and jerk off to goombas from super mario brothers. Thank you for comming to my ted talk
Those last 15 seconds are like something straight out of an Eric Andre skit
Nurning annintant, obviously
By your nide
what
What? You don't want a twenty-nix year old nurning annintant by your nide?
I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline
characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)
fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48
i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"
the big mamdani
going back to videogames you played a ton as a kid is so funny cause your entire memory of it is of spending days and days on the first level of a game that turns out to be in total 5 hours long
I love this type of post so much
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
happy fathers day! me pointing out that sometimes, in nature, males do the most of childrearing really pissed off the terfs like. Somehow hyping up good dads is sucking the balls of the patriarchy?
Let's huddle in the sand with Papa (Western Snowy Plover males tend to the chicks before they fledge)
Let's go for a ride with Papa (Emperor Tamarin males also do most of the childcare, passing them over to mama when it's time to nurse)
Let's strut with Papa (Male Cassowaries incubate and care for the chicks while mama goes off to find a new mate)
Let's be born from Papa (Male seahorses and other pipefish are the ones that give birth)
Let's hop around with Papa (Male midwife toads carry the fertilized eggs around for up to 6 weeks)
Let's stay warm with Papa (Male Emperor Penguins take care of their chick for months while Mama goes to get food)
Official ominous sign(s)
why do you hate children
I want everyone to understand that someone is asking me this because I said "not all media needs to be focused on the lives of high schoolers"
His vibes were off and he was homophobic :/
