[marzipanandminutiae]

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

[tied-up-teacup]

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

[cannibalchicken]

[stephenroot]

[kenm4vhs]

i can’t see the difference

[eggzaki]

in my old age i have forgotten the words to like a g6

[marimo-o]

I was terrified for a moment but then felt relief wash over me as “like a g6” began playing in my head, I don’t know why I was so emotionally invested

[mythicfictionist]

So lemme explain something to any RvB fans who may be confused.

So Church is based on Church who’s based on Church who created Church from the personality of Church but Church is also the memories of the Church created by Church and when Church gets killed he’s still Church but then he realises he’s Church as in the Church based on Church but then Church is destroyed by Church’s stuff and so Church is alive but there’s also Church based on Church based on Church who’s okay and he gets activated so Church is alive and Church is alive but Church is dead and Church goes and finds a ton of Churches in one of Church’s facilities and then Church finds out about more about Church and also about Church and then Church goes into the memory unit where he’s Church and then Church exits the memory unit and ascends from being Church to becoming Church and then he goes on a mission to find and kill Church and so Church seeks out Church while remembering the memories of Church who’s based on the memories of Church so Church is remembering Church who’s remembering Church while Church is trying to kill Church with the memories of Church’s memories of Church and so Church dies and Church is also dead but Church is still alive.

Hope that cleared things up.

[peachkebab]

THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY BECAUSE THIS IS ALL REAL FUCKING INFORMATION

[laqueus]

now with colour coding

[homunculus-argument]

english: Hey is there a german word for this very specific feeling?

german: No, actually there isn’t, and the one you found is made up.

finnish, looking up with a mouth full of gravel: Mhm?

german: You can’t just make up compound words. There are rules.

finnish: No there’s not. You totally can.

german: You can’t.

finnish: Yes I can. I’m gonna make up a word right here on the spot. I’m gonna call you “person who humps body pillows.”

german: You can’t just make words up.

finnish: Whatever you say, halityynynnylkyttäjä.

[blec-boi]

[blackqueerblog]

FACTS!

[thechanelmuse]

[lilbabynunu-blog]

This is cuteeee

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

She loves that look until it *rains* on the interstate.

[jj-frunkington]

finally. a shitty mod

[kvothe-kingkiller]

okay so the funny thing about this is that it was a complete joke, and the men in the replies on twitter just Werent Getting It (also apparently whoever submitted this to this blog lol)

[dembirdboiz]

Better version

[iguanamouth]

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

I will never not reblog this little cutie

[the-affectionate-boy]

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

[boo-ni]

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen 

[specialstarfish]

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

[2queer2deer]

A thing I doodled today,,, whilst looking @ photos of raccoons :O

[swollennugs]

[beatcroc]

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 

the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 

lack of any clear place the hand is looking 

“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.

the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 

“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 

the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 

the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 

the inconsistent zoom 

[saint-soap]

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video

[dajo42]

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

[i-am-loki-locked]

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

[burts-baked-bees]

So my little brother likes the mask just as much as I do.

Welcome to a normal night in.