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I can’t understand why anyone would ever want to live in the Star Wars universe

I really can’t

your life is uprooted every 20 years in galactic-scale wars caused by a neverending blood feud between two tribes of space wizards

choose your preferred form of government:

a) laughably ineffectual and corrupt bureaucracy b) fascist dictatorship controlled by space warlocks c) exploitation by evil crime gangster who is probably also a slug

there are no other choices, sorry

“Hey have you heard from Gary? He hasn’t answered my emails for weeks”

“Oh yeah, his whole planet got blown up by the genocidal cyborg sorcerer who controls our entire military”

“But Samuel, what if I am one of the space wizards???” Let’s examine your options:

abducted as a baby and raised by monks, then die a 35-year-old virgin at the hands of a goddamn robot with tuberculosis

hunted down and shot to death by grunts in stupid helmets because space wizards are illegal right now (again)

go through a goth phase, then your eyes get all yucky and one of the monks finds you and cuts your head off

end up in a cult led by some evil wrinkled assface in a bathrobe who shoots lightning at you when he’s mad

Also most of the wildlife seems to be ravenous carnivores with tentacles and/or 6-inch teeth and every urban area has roughly 6,942 assassins per square kilometer

gayerluke

because max rebo band slaps next question

yourtoradorasextendedwarranty

Is that the guy whose band plays Jizz?

#Star Wars #Fun

-_-

Ya know. I'm generally against abortion. But maybe a ban on liberal women having kids isn't such a terrible plan. Especially if you are so, "Dedicated to the cause" you attempt to force groom your child into being gay. Which at that point isn't even peer pressure.

Just rods from god this planet at this point. Fuck modern society man.

theconstitutionisgayculture

Liberal women are the worst. I hope these boys survive their childhoods. God knows their "fathers" aren't going to be man enough to protect them if these are the women they marry. (assuming any fathers are in the picture at all that is)

nonenosome2

Remember when being gay was something you were born as? And not something that can be changed?

tracing-spyder-webs-deactivated

I remember people claiming that. I'm now aware they were always lying.

#Politics #Faggots

13, that said how is deviled eggs being counted as southern? Every church event I've ever been to, from Maine to Florida, has had at least 3 banging versions from grandmas that hate each other with the passion of a blood feud.

#Fun

The man knows exactly what he's doing, he's just a madlad getting ready for white boy summer.

#Fun #Costco

He knew what happened to the guy who found a bunch of Civil War era Confederate gold. Here's hoping treasure hunter strikes it rich somehow...

#Fuck the Government

Because these people dedicate every moment to training for 4 years in between Olympic events and suddenly get days off to rest up before they compete. Also they're extremely fit and attractive.

#Olympics

thegaysonrisesagain

I think at this point, the only people that are still defending Trump in ice throughout all this despite all the evidence against it and how bad it is are the true fascists that we need to be fighting up against because at that point it’s just morally unjustifiable

idk just a thought that I spat out word for word

returnofarmsnotsigns

No they are just programmed voters. Real fascists would want to be a part of it, not just support it on the internet, there are no right wing activists getting their kit on and trying to assist the feds in anyway. The lefty protesters are doing exactly what they are programmed to do as well.

fictionalauthorityii

I think you’re forgetting that they hired most of these guys from online campaigns, running ads on social media.

Most of these guys are definitely terminally online right wing retards with zero experience, who saw that bonus and signed up because they thought they were gonna get paid to hurt people. Which, they are. It’s performative WWE style sadism, to distract from the fact that they aren’t actually going to deport even a quarter of the illegals Trump ran on deporting. There will be no mass deportations, he said so.

I despise kicking around the term “fascism”, but anyone hooting and hollering and cheering while ICE abuses and murders people? The left is actually right about them, they have correctly identified those people as psychopaths and in a just society I’d want them physically removed from any community I lived in. These thugs should never be able to go home and live peacefully, ever again. They should be ostracized and made pariahs, at least. At worst they should be thrown to the mercy of the people they’ve abused, and let them sort it out however they see fit.

tendie-defender

Ice does require a degree in criminal justice or homeland security. Plus you have to pass their training and pass the Minnesota psych evaluation.

To get the 30K signing bonus you had to have 10 years experience in LE.

fictionalauthorityii

Not recently, from what I’ve heard a lot of senior ICE dudes saying they’ve heavily relaxed all of those things.

Did you not see the hard left journalist that got hired after a six minute interview? They didn’t even do a background check or a domestic violence screening or anything else and she was listed on their website as hired.

They’ve fast tracked ALL of these recent hires and it absolutely shows, you’re dreaming if you think any of these guys have degrees in criminal justice or homeland security. They don’t even act like it, you’re telling me all of them collectively forgot their basic training?

Someone literally posted like a week ago some ICE dude bragging that he makes 200K and only graduated in high school.

Nah. They’re not upholding any of those requirements

#ICE #Govt Fuckups #Politics

I don't have the article but I recall one saying the government has AI going over ICE applications and it's reading anyone mentioning law enforcement as having LE backgrounds. Like, a guy writing he "admires LE officers" or "aspires to be a part of LE" is put in the reduced training course because the AI falsely flags him as having a background in LE. And that's just one 'oopsie' that the govt's admitting to in an attempt to draw heat away from other things. Yet another reason to hate clankers.

wizardshark

harry potter fans in 2025

wizardshark

people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!

feels-by-the-foot

lmao when did JK say "Kill every trans person"

survivingcristero

JKR if she was epic

#Harry Potter #Politics #Wish the Leftist Horror Story was Actually Real

To be honest, I see why Peterson is angry with me

#Fun #Memes

doubleca5t

This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted

skulki-d

Ok, but it's pretty obvious looking at a 1-drop that deals unspecified direct damage to the opponent that is gonna be abused. Red always loved to pump and sac creatures for one-off damage.

gearboxpraexology

The deck didn't even try to sacrifice it, because the same set also had a 2-cost 1/2 mouse that gives a creature you control trample or double-strike at the start of combat.

Legally Distinct Martin the Warrior up there was swinging for 10 damage on turn 5 off one other card.

#Magic the Gathering #fun #Standard Was Not Fun

Turn 5? I remember losing games on turn 3 when he hit me for 24. 12 because of Monstrous Rage boosting him into a 6/4 double striker, 6 from Callous Sellsword saccing him and then 6 from CS itself. Standard was literally unplayable if you didn't have 2 creature removal cards in your opening hand every game.

homunculus-argument

I know there aren't that many Warhammer players on tumblr (or at least in my general orbit), and the rest of you will have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, but as a Tyranid player, it didn't even occur to me that I had always kind of unconsciously thought of them as being female by default, in the same sense that ants and bees are - like they're entirely beyond the mammalian definitions of sex and gender, but still vaguely "all female unless explicitly stated otherwise", and I hadn't even consciously thought of it, it just felt like something obvious that naturally must be so. They're hive bugs.

Then I heard some other hobbyist player on youtube refer to a tyranid model in their army as "he", and it caught me off-balance. The fuck you mean he. Those are my girlies.

robin-hood-for-freedom

I usually refer to them as 'they' because I assumed they lack any sort of gender.

gearboxpraexology

I mean, aren't most eusocial insects predominantly female except for the breeding drones?

True, but I'm on robin-hood's side from above, I just call them they unless they're a specifically gendered name like Norn Queen who'd be a she. I figured none of the combat forms would even have a gender since they're disposable and meant to be reabsorbed once planetary resistance is destroyed. No point in wasting biomass to create sex organs.

#Warhammer 40k #Fun

#Diablo 2 #Age of Empires 2 #Command and Conquer Tiberian Sun #Pokemon Red/Blue #Fire Emblem 7

I'm glad his case is over and in his favor but unfortunately it's not a great win. The decision to toss Mackey's case is due to the state not proving he was involved in a 'conspiracy to prevent people from voting', i.e. he didn't plan his actions out with other people. This doesn't set a precedent for free speech, it just codifies that if you ever talk to a single other person about your saucy memes then the govt can come after you.

#Politics

norseminuteman

beardedmrbean

IRL Pip-Boy

inwardhardar

I swear I've seen people wear these when I was a kid, but I forget where. Maybe at some oddball retail place or warehouse.

bl1tzkr1egfritz-1970

what is this for?

Looks like one the wrist terminal devices we used at a pet store warehouse I worked at. Items were assigned to a certain bay of a certain aisle, which is all programmed into the devices. Order pickers then get told exactly where to go and how many items to grab from said bay to fulfill the customer's order. You scanned the item with the wrist terminal (it had a little scanner attacked to your finger that you could squeeze to emit the laser) to tell the device to advance to the next item. Once all items are retrieved the package is then sent on to end of line for dunnage, taping, and loading on to a truck.

We'd drive a scooter hauling around 20 boxes so we'd be doing 20 orders at a time. The job was actually a little interesting because you could go from grabbing a single 40 lb bag of dog food to fulfill an order to getting 60 different kinds of treats for lizards and birds.

It's the ubiquitous human experience, storing something away to maybe use it later and actually getting to use it. Only thing as common is the plastic bag that holds all the other plastic bags.

#Fun #Tik Tok #Video

xclowniex

The red cross: *historically has not treated jews well numerous times despite being a humanitarian organization*

Goyim: *silence*

The ADL: *defends elon musk once despite being the educating against antisemitism organization*

Goyim: ADL bad. ADL is a zionist puppet organization. Fuck the ADL. We should ignore all of their work against educating against antisemitism. All of their work is now discredited

****disclaimer, this post is not defending the ADL. What they did was wrong. This post is about pointing out hypocrisy in how jews and Jewish organizations are treated****

weather-n-calamity

The ADL was created to defend a rapist. It’s a shit organization