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[lightningstar1389]

Sonic X Shadow Tokyo Mission

[libraryspectre]

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

[libraryspectre]

It'll be like

*music box playing*

*dog snoring*

*the sound of a crackling fire slowly fades in, getting louder and louder as the dog continues to snore*

[libraryspectre]

The other night I was taking a bath while her bluetooth speaker sat innocently nearby, when she decided to aid my relaxation by providing her favorite soundscape, Dog Engulfed In Housefire

[libraryspectre]

Okay since this is getting like a thousand notes an hour let me clear up some common misconceptions:

1) she is doing this on purpose, as she turns up the volume on the fire she yells things like "oh no he's still sleeping get him out of there!"

2) she is not falling asleep to this. Her preference for actual sleeping is just rain noises. She does this exclusively to torment me/make me laugh/amuse herself before bed

[muppetshow2026]

if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

[muppetshow2026]

they lock eyes while shes performing good luck babe and miss piggy is visibly considering it

[muppetshow2026]

wait everyone else shush i need to be alone with this person for a second

[leg-rat]

The Story of the Scully Box.

[geekygothgirl]

This is the most adorable thing ever. Aaaahhh. 

[bluedragontraveler]

i went digging because i knew this existed! here she is falling off the box!!!

[elainiisms]

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

[intj-confessions]

Tread here.

[toothsalad]

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

[baddywronglegs]

There are other ways to poison an AI image training set.

[godlessondheimite]

I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

[godlessondheimite]

Virgin Millennial Daughter with 20 hrs of screentime a day: Dad! They’re scamming you! Dad! Stop! They will take your savings and your identity! Hang up before they SWAT you!

Chad Boomer dad with a flip phone he has not recharged since 2014: Well gee I wish I could give you my bank account number after you spent all this time on the phone explaining this car deal with me but I don’t have access to my finances because I am in Rikers for felony murder.

[shipburner]

I haven't actively used this site in years but this grabbed my imagination so thoroughly I had to draw it

[thememedaddy]

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

yeah lemme scan this qr code to a site i don't know with who knows what kinda trackers so i can see what kinda burgers you got, hell no give me a physical goddamn menu loser

[freesiadotcom]

inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life

[freesiadotcom]

im so glad that this post in particular kinda blew up, if really just for the look on that same dm's face when i showed him that the funnie little meme i made about his brilliant terrifying line now has 1800 notes on tumblr. i actually treasure that honestly. it was a fantastic look on his face

[blackpyrefly]

fondly watching my harem of fully armoured knights loudly clank around and boast of their valour to one another and feast heartily at the dinner party i've prepared for them

[heauxinrecovery-deactivated2024]

this is so important.

[soziopath-deactivated20240503]

Being sex positive goes further than just being allowed to say "yes" to any kind of safe sex you want to have without being judged for it. Being sex positive includes facing the reality that "hookup culture" IS part of a form of normativity which is called compulsory sexuality.

People are shamed for not wanting or having sex. People are infantilized for it and treated as lesser. We all know that theres an age where and a frequency in which you "need to have had sex" or otherwise its embarrassing. We all know how people act like it is "the most shocking thing ever" when a friend hasnt had sex for half a year.

Self proclaimed "sex positive" people ARE acting as if youre repressed or anti-feminist when you yourself dont feel like having sex at all, as if "having as much sex as you want" cant include "never having sex at all".

[scribefindegil]

Types of brain fog:

Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it

U are a ghost and nothing is real

Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up

The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window

The Void

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[maykitz]

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

[tess-mercer]

not to be boring but I like when evil characters…. well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.

[madtumbleson]

I just needed to preserve these tags. For reasons.

[cork-run]

so I found out I had skull deformities in the funniest way possible

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[dragongirlbunny]