LMR

Hello I like screaming about Zelink. Mostly Oot Zelink. And occasionally my life. I also write and draw stuff when I’m not suffering- oh who am I kidding, I'm always suffering. My post oot fic in progress is "A Sacred Bond" on Ao3 and wattpad My oneshots are under "Lmr writes" My art is under "Lmrs art" 26 yo

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[reasonsforhope]

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

[zelinkslullaby]

Everyone at work is crashing out

Morale is in hell

[zelinkslullaby]

Oh my god this might actually be my final straw.

The past few weeks have already been pure hell. Like, Extraordinarily Unfathomably Earth Shatteringly Fuck Ass Mad type shifts. I wanted to walk out my last shift. I wanted people fucking *dead* my last shift.

This. This is gonna be my 13,000th fucking reason. Holy fucking shit.

[wetheurban]

Sending love to everyone who is just... tired. Life is a lot, and sometimes the answer to it all is to just be still and silent for a while. Give yourself space and grace.

Whether it’s decision fatigue, anxiety fatigue, information fatigue, routine fatigue, getting life back together fatigue, career fatigue, social fatigue, financial fatigue, or physical fatigue: take a moment to breathe and recharge. You deserve it.

[themattress]

SO IMPORTANT.

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

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the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[antiocheanism]

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[as-deep-as-the-sea]

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

[transgayaccount]

“i dont want to be a burden” dude i found the point of it all thanks to you. i realised the joy of existing is doing so with you bro

[dalniente]

"i don't want to be a burden" you're worth carrying. i don't care if you'd be worth it to you; you're worth it to me. i smile every time i think of you. and buddy you're just gonna have to figure out how to cope w that <3

[yamitamiko]

"I don't want to be a burden" human hands and arms and hearts are made for carrying.

[cheerfulomelette]

@gothiccharmschool

[zelinkslullaby]

I am so fucking sick of being alive oh my god

[zelinkslullaby]

I hate being alive and life fucking sucks

[niche-m3mes]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[thickness-protection-program]

No y'know what fuck you I hope your flop post gets 50k overnight

[thickness-protection-program]

To everyone in the notes who tried deflecting my curse back onto me

You missed!

[bace-jeleren]

[were--ralph]

[zelinkslullaby]

Hey how do you guys cope with nothing you do ever being good enough and everything you say not fucking mattering

[librarycards]

getting c-ptsd when you thought it’d be at least a b+ ☹️

[zelinkslullaby]

This new coworker is pissing me off so bad. This is me on the inside rn. I am growling like a feral dog and being held back by shackles. Holy fuck.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

[zelinkslullaby]

On an ABSOLUTELY unrelated note (I'm just very chatty today and in a rare "social" mood)

I logged into webkinz yesterday and oh my god. The fucking nostalgia. I can't-

(More to suppress long post)

I remembered so many things 🥺 (super rare for me with the adhd and cpstd) I somehow even remembered WHEN I started playing! Like how I assign the phases of specifc truamas ™️ to 5 yo me and 12yo me, I found myself saying 8 yo me like "I don't know how eight year old Lindsay wouldve spelt PARAKEETIE" (To log into your old webkinz you need to verify the name of one 💀) BUT I knew I still had some I kept! And if I just looked at them I'd remember-

As soon as I did I remembered the name of my very first, Rosie 🥺 WHO WAS ALSO A BEAGLE LIKE MY LITTLE OLD LADY!!!!

I also never forgot my username and password 🤣 that was ingrained into me.

I was so captivated oh my god. I played for 5 hours 💀 I remembered all the fun things I used to do, why on earth I'd wake up BEFORE SCHOOL to have some time to play 🤣 aaaaaaa

And all the birthday cakes I never fed to my webkinz bc we didn't celebrate birthdays 🤣 (like we still dont but babes its a game thats a food its not that serious here lol)

And I have ADULT MONEY NOW SO I BOUGHT THE ONE (1) WEBKINZ I ALWAYS WANTED AND COULD NEVER GET because he was only available online and parents would NOT do that 🤣 i think it was also subscription only and we couldn't do those back then because we lived so paycheck to paycheck

Anyways. If you're on Webkinz again too hmu 🤣

[zelinkslullaby]

I NEED TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID!!!!!!

About something thats extremely TMI so itll be under a cut to spare the eyes of those who wish not to know 💀

Okay so listen

I used to have a BANGIN (heh) track record for uh, self pleasure. Like 95% success rate in satisfaction

Lately tho its been... disappointing 🥲 and HIGHKEY like for fucks' sake, this is like my one selfish little guarantee of feeling some Good Feelings™️ I'm super depressed always have been ect dont take away my ONE THING

And I have no idea if its just like, I'm too in my head or something???? Or if it's my meds? I dont know!!!! But I want it to CEASE PLEASE

LET ME FINISH GOD DAMN 😭 Its one of the reasons I gave up on wishing for marriage knowing about the O gap!!!! Dont DO THIS TO ME BODY!!!!!!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN A MAN!!!!!