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Really love how the person selling this is wearing black latex fetish gloves to protect the pristine condition of Inch the Worm... Beanie Bondage... BeanieSM...

c3rvida3

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

nicothespy

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

queen-suzu

@staff just know this isn’t going to be enough.

stop banning trans women for nothing

maplewood-grove

Environmental storytelling. 27000 likes 5600 reblogs and post above me is suddenly deactivated. fascinating, isn't it?

teaboot

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

teaboot

it was a difficult morning for everybody

leavesofgas

mockva

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2

the-davest-of-uncles

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

miraclemaya

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

witchofanguish

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

miraclemaya

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

*c'est la vie

miraclemaya

god damn it

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

*sacrebleu

agarthanguide

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

queerpeers

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

queerpeers

xuxii-bunny

Is there a transfem version?!?

queerpeers

ask and ye shall receive

Nonbinary version?

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

like status: sick 😎

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

bigwizardhat

my cat stopping me from petting her

bigwizardhat

her swift maneuver, for context

fawnpalmer

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

harbinger-of-silly

All gays will go to hellsite

king-of-oreo

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

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Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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graveexcitement

kebbopulos

spaghettihell

redtalics

i made Vanessa Stockard's cat Kevin in spore [2008]. please look at her paintings of this thing

redtalics

badly!

here's a gif of Spore Kevin doing the only dance that looks decent for him, and a gif of him shaking vigorously, just for fun. It was made from his walk cycle.

beaft

google help me

beaft

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

beaft

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

beaft

this too is a kingism

beaft

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example: