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sharkgirldick

>Use PENIS on WIFE

"It's locked."

>Examine WIFE

"She's laying there so beautifully..."

>Examine WIFE LOCK

"Looks like she's wearing some kind of CHASTITY CAGE. I'll need to find the key."

>Check KEYRING

Keyring: House key, bird cage key, garage key, basement key

>Ask WIFE

"What's up, darling? Don't you want to sex me?"

>CHASTITY KEY

"Oh, that... I think I saw it in the ATTIC. Better hurry before I'm out of the mood."

genderlessburger

anarqueeen

Girlfriend won't stop point-and-clickmaxxing. Saying shit like "keys! I can use these!" And walking up to doors and announcing "it's locked." without touching the knob

isawken

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

isawken

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

ouroborosorder

at the point and click adventure club straight up unsure what to do next

ouroborosorder

at the point and click adventure club straight up unsure what to do next

ouroborosorder

Goin' up to a girl like "She doesn't want to talk to me right now. She doesn't want to- She doe- She doesn't want to talk to me right no- That's the bartender, but I think I've had enough for toni- I can't leave, the party's just getting started!"

meow-moment

this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say

gayvampyr

[ID: Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2 digging through a wooden crate of various items. he pulls out a small red package of firecrackers and exclaims, “Cool, firecrackers! I’ll save these for later.” his cadence follows an iambic pattern as one might expect of a video game character.]

cryptotheism

It's locked. It's locked. I don't need that right now. It's locked. I can't use that right now, my balls are empty. It's locked. I can't use that right now, my balls are empty.

do's and don'ts when dating an adventure game protagonist

DO: give clear hints to them so they know what to do. be ready to repeat the hint if they still don't understand.

DON'T: get annoyed when they present you with odd items. this is an adventure game protagonist's PREFERRED love language

DO: give them the space to say "i don't really want to do that right now"

DON'T: take advantage of them for their hammerspace inventory

DO: be receptive when they present you with a strange solution to your problems

DON'T: get frustrated when they keep commenting on every object they come across

DO: pay attention when they can't leave an area--they may be unable to leave without a key item

DON'T: give them a hard time for repeating the same dialogue tree

DO: prepare for anything due to their adventurous lifestyle

DON'T: lock them out of rooms due to their adventurous lifestyle

batsandboba

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

rurukatt

hot things to say during sex

inventory is full

I’m out of range

I can’t carry any more

that spell isn’t ready yet

I need to target something first

it’s too far away

q

never in the history of humanity has a video game been worth more than 40 dollars at best

adventuregameprotagonist

Hello ! Appreciation and thanks should be delivered to my friends who always stand firmly beside people in need.

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