this is the nightmare scenario

description-less behaviour . mid 20s

[apostaterevolutionary]

When you miss a character(s) so bad but you don't have any thoughts to share so you just kinda stare at pics of them like this

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[dogpuppy]

[bettedavisgf]

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[sapphling]

gets a post like from the esoteric fetish mutual and slides a single bead away from the side of an abacus labeled KILL SELF

[randomalistic]

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[loveridden1999]

too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[catcrumb]

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[sacred-portal]

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catboygirljoker]

(via orc-sign-language)