this is the nightmare scenario

description-less behaviour . mid 20s

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[lyuricheva]

any conversation about who could play odysseus well (as opposed to the obvious terrible choice matt damon) is inane, in my view, because it’s already been done and served by toby stephens of maggie smith’s son fame in an acclaimed yet underwatched show black sails under the name james “flint”—

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[savedgame]

A tortious is sponsoring posts

[slimegargoyle]

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

[gaytanic-panic]

[worcestershire-sauce]

This thumbnail is killing me

[seymourworld]

i yhink a pangolin could be puppies doggies

[seymourworld]

you can find this in any dog park playing fetch and going schlop schlop schlop at the big water bowl

[rogersandclarke]

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

[feastofsnakes]

whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

[targetedknowledge]