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to all who come across this blog, i am actually a kpop blog in disguise (not really).

doe, 22, she/they, carrd

chenle, haechan, jaemin, (new addition!) fa14, sv5

ao3: @/dejxvu

writing blog: @dreamstation

#nav #update! mostly inactive here but i shitpost a lot on twt 💔

blyastka

I think the most sexual thing that strollonso did, it's this photos in each other gloves

hippieghost

This is a tea checkpoint.

Is your tea getting cold?

Did you turn on your kettle and forget about it and now the water is cold again?

Is the tea bag still in?

Did you intend to start the tea making process and forget?

Congratulations! You remember now.

theconcealedweapon

neverwonderneverremember

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

maxcore

There's something beautiful about Max standing on that podium in Abu Dhabi 2025, having won the race but lost the championship. He pushed to the limit with all his might and overcame a deficit never overcome before. It was so incredible but still not quite enough. Losing a championship by 2 points but winning the most races that season. Now watching it back, to see him taking it all in for one last time at the top, taking a mental picture, knowing what he can and can't do, what is in his control and what isn't and maybe what's coming down the line in the future and what isn't. There's winning in losing and losing in winning.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

paxdemon

Niina Petrõkina skates to Cell Block Tango featuring victims Ilia Malinin, Junhwan Cha and Tim Dieck.

massive-alboner

Why aren’t drivers messy/bitchy anymore? Alex Albon. Where can I find a driver who regularly jokes about his own dick and other drivers’ dicks? Alex Albon. Are there any drivers somewhat less beholden to toxic masculinity? Alex Albon. Do any drivers seem to treat their girlfriends well and not like objects? Alex Albon. Where can I find someone with a story that makes you want to root for them in a sport where it’s hard to find that? Alex Albon. Why don’t drivers stoke the rpf flames as a bit? Alex Albon. Who is someone fun to watch drive because of ups and downs and ballsy overtakes and contact without bad faith? Alex Albon. Is there anyone who isn’t scared of a teammate battle and gives teammates advice over the radio? Alex Albon. Does anyone even do good gifts on secret Santa anymore? Alex Albon. Which drivers give deeply entertaining radios? Alex Albon. Does anyone even care about the nutritional benefits of breastmilk and repeatedly talk about it? Alex Albon

massive-alboner

Getting LOTS of questions about the breast milk

See:

Vintage milk

The gift that keeps on giving

Modern milk

See also:

Self-proclaimed man of all milks

moriyama22

Recent my drawings……

personifications! AMR21, E21, RB9, SF70H

yang-azu

Drop a fur seal and say nothing.

I have a theory, basically when an animal looks like it has no clue, gives up on doing things, fluffy, and sounds quite loud, it can be count as an animal version of Lance.

LETS GOO i wrote smth today god bless 🙏🏼 short and not so sweet (as expected) but hopefully i fall back into the rhythm of writing often again

#doe talk #ofc it was strollonso who do u think i am #it was only a little over 100 words but well #baby steps and all that

zerozerozio

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

boimann

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

milfclaren

no shade no hate but it will forever baffle me that landoscar got 10x bigger than dando ever did and there are several factors for that (it took them a while to fully settle into friendship, the hate boner for lando and everyone was withdrawing from ten lines of maxiel and carlando cocaine) but the gravitas of their relationship to one another was lost upon you hoes. two entirely different personalities, 10 years apart in age. expectations around them were wonky but they really figured out how to like each other. like daniel taught lando how to style his hair. they got into photography together and made matching accounts that would sometimes feature photo dumps of only each other. there’s a six min video of lando laughing on daniel’s phone. any on screen communication btwn them is indecipherable really it’s just gibberish and inside jokes. they flew back and forth from races together and shared music and playlists. in the break after daniel and mclaren split lando came to daniel’s fucking house and rode dirt bikes with him. allegedly they played cards together in a burger joint. one time after a challenge vid they went to media day covered in temporary tattoos of one another and lando told the media about daniel being in pain from trying to scrub the tattoos off. he said “that’s what daniel gets for trying to get rid of me.” like. like!!! lando was the last person to leave the paddock because he was talking to daniel for hours after daniel’s last race. despite it being the race where daniel prevented lando from getting a grand slam. like. despite all the drama w mclaren and etc they became genuine friends in such a profound way. we don’t even know when they hang out with each other now until one of them brings it up a few months after it happens. do you see. do you even a little bit understand. do you get it at all