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I accidentally took this screenshot of Seteth and now I can't stop looking at it.

#fire emblem three houses #fe3h #seteth #why is he so perfect #church dragon dilf

Everyone in the notes name a fire emblem character you'd do drugs with. I'll start I wanna do molly with Kagetsu I think he'd like it

*if you don't like drugs then name some alternative activity idk

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#not drugs but #would take shots of tequila with manuela #she'd probably drink me under the table tho

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okay but consider: Shez is literally a purple-haired edgy mary sue oc who's always got one eye covered, has a sealed inner demon, has TWO swords, fights more good than the original MC, and takes over the plot entirely because everyone loves him when he runs into them

I love him <3

Shez!

#shez!#been a hot minute since i've played but idk about everyone #some are at least a bit sus of them at first because they have agarthan power #and hubert threatens them multiple times but that's just hubie being hubie

dandelion0101-deactivated202411

Derek Stiles be the type of guy to breathe air like if you agree

zhorrot

i hope he does

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People should've went into Engage with the same mindset people took into the Barbie and Super Mario movies

It's lighthearted and fun with a few good emotional moments. That kind of media is important

We need more games that are just fun and won't give us a lot of toxic discourse

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zhorrot

The whole series summed up is about a bunch of child soldiers committing war crimes

#yeah no this aint it chief #discourse will happen no matter how bright and colorful the game is #just look at the sonic fandom #last thing this series needs is characters devolved to outdated anime tropes #and the big bad acting like your goofy saturday morning cartoon villain

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flayn is immortal and has spent millennia with an overbearing, overprotective father. the literal instant fodlans culture gets there, she's becoming a scene kid for the next 200 years at least. in this essay i will-

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#yooooooooo????#👀👀👀

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Nurse Angie Thompson

Trauma center. Trauma center second opinion.

Could Nurse Angie Thompson lift Thor's Hammer?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 8, 2024

giveamadeuschohisownmovie

100% unworthy. In Second Opinion, she tells a suicidal patient that maybe they should just die. Later on, she tells Dr. Stiles that the suicidal patient had nothing to be suicidal over, completely disregarding their mental state. It’s the complete lack of bedside manners and empathy that should deem her unworthy.

zhorrot

I have several opinions, but I need a minute because I haven't been here in a while. So bear with me.

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3h girlies not being able to be brawlers/grapplers/war masters is stupid but i think at least as dumb if not more dumb is restricting Dark Mage/Dark Bishop to dudes only

this, despite the fact that the majority of magic users in the game are women. meaning the dark seals are basically only for Hubert, Lorenz and Linhardt.

Because apparently Dark Magic is stored in the balls, or something.

Dark Magic is stored in the balls.

#IS really said #dark magic is stored in the balls

everyluxoziatonce

fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

lady-byleth

Petition to change that around and make the enemy phase "FUCK AROUND" and the player phase "FIND OUT" cuz the enemy is fucking around with the player who is going to make them find out why they shouldn't

vilkalizer

i can do that also

e: or fe7 version

#good shit op #we love to see it

gloamvonhrym

my brain only does one thing

#fire emblem #reyson #fe tellius #aaaaaaaaaaa

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I still can't get over how someone over at Ludo Studios is a Black Eagles stan and managed to sneak Three Houses references into the Bluey episode "Hammerbarn".

HUH

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ITS FUCKING REAL

#i did not know i needed this today

auqroix

dr tomoe tachibana

#she's so pretty ;_;

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It is my theory that every red-green knight duo (or alternative class equivalents) in Fire Emblem has an unseen pair of evil dopplegangers that are yellow and purple respectively, and have the same names as the OG duo, but with Wa- added in front it. So you get the likes of Wacain and Wabel, Wakent and Wasain, Wahl and Wasully, or Waizo and Wakaze.

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#fire take milord #they have pink oversized noses and crooked mustaches too