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24 || mystery woman || sci-fi and horror lover♡and old british comedians♡also a hobby historian

[coolyo294]

mike stoklasa points at laughs at the elderly 

[koolthing0]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[avontarrant]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[odoes]

Deep Space Nine promotional ICEE machine cards, 1993

[maxknightley]

getting a cardassian coke at the Space 7-11 and everybody looks at me like I just ordered a black and tan in an irish pub

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[userarmand]

ASSAD ZAMAN attends the premiere of The Vampire Lestat

[userarmand]

ASSAD ZAMAN attends the premiere of The Vampire Lestat

[lierdumoa]

BTVS was soooooo crazy because joss whedon was like "I'm going to write an incel revenge fantasy where I turn the leather wearing bad boy I was jealous of in high school into a loser cuck! I'm going to literally paralyze him from the waist down so his dick doesn't work and then make him watch his girlfriend make out with a guy taller than him and call that guy daddy in front of him! I'm going to write a million scenes of him getting beat up by girls and even show him having to be rescued by a girl in a princess carry and another scene where he gets tortured by a girl and have mad scientists metaphorically castrate him on a lab table and I'll write a weirdly homoerotic scene in which the boyfriend of the woman he's in love with breaks into his home and shoves him against a wall and impales him with a plastic phallic object" and james marsters was like "sounds hot I can't wait to play this character I'm going to make him look slutty and turned on the entire time" and five million teen girls gays and theys in the viewing audience had the weirdest possible sexual awakening

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[spaceslayer]

Buffy: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing? Giles: Tell no one.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[24th century voice]

your historical fiction smut isn’t very accurate to the period. in the plague era of the 21st century, women’s bodies were so frail from the ravages of disease that they had to wear restrictive compression garments to squeeze the blood back into their brains so they wouldn’t pass out whenever they stood up. smut should feature extended compression garment removal scenes as part of the foreplay or it just isn’t realistic. really takes me out of the setting.

[mathewknew]

Some things never change…

[fellshish]

nothing legolasts forever

[rennerei]

bellatores