I Flew Too Close To The Cheese Wheel

I’m Cate (she/her), I’m 30, I just reblog a lot of stuff! Mostly video game stuff, art, and anything I find funny

[dairyicarus]

hey, I used to be catelikesmilk but now I’m dairyicarus. Please don’t be alarmed. Same icon cause I love him.

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[flashandtheholograms]

I liked The Sheep Detectives.

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[teaboot]

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

[its-your-mind]

finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[kayelto]

This has been in my head for weeks but I made a promise to a fish

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[theearthisourmother]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[teaboot]

Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam

[gingik]

[burntundertones]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cyberdogbutch]

let's get zoomies with mama !!

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[ciircuitdragon]

“Hey, that’s me!”

[cattoonxd]

Never give up without a fight

[horbse]

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[auberylis]

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[fabledgalaxies]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[circus-mcgurkus]

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