[zombie--kitty]

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Zombie | 19 | she - they

nonbinary intersex woman | bisexual | Chronic pain survivor | Practicing witch

terfs & people weird abt trans women dni.

Stamps bellow, eyestrain & bright colors warning ^^

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[firefox-official]

ur blog is hardcore flopping 😓

i dont give a shit surfing snoopy

[biblical-figures]

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[dryad-knifeplay]

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

[captain-price-returns]

[bubbleteavangelist]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[wheresonichedgehogwnt]

Alternatively, call it a yo-yo dinner, because You're On Your Own

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[mealreminders]

Remember to eat, friends!

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

rip mabel pines you would’ve loved neopronouns

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

putting you on blast i cant just not share this

[miamaimania]

“Garfield Reimagined” by Anthora Guarderas ☀ Cartoon cat meets abstract distortion

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[pangur-and-grim]

had a really horrible moment where a woman walked out of a bathroom with toilet paper on her shoe, and I caught her eye and pointed (to subtly let her know, without calling everyone’s attention to it?) and then awkwardly laughed because, I dunno. it’s a weird interaction. but then I realized that from her perspective it looked like I was pointing and laughing like a cartoon bully. like full on Nelson from the Simpsons. being alive in this world is so difficult

[mint-swirl]

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

[localpubliclibrary]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽