This should probably be named, huh?

he/him || 20s || Just fuckin' tossing bikes in the river, bro

[losttheoldone-hereweareagain]

Using the butterflies in the wigs to keep track of point totals for the players was fucking INSPIRED

[voidfishing]

taako killing a man for deadnaming lup wasnt on my story & song bingo card but by god it got me

[depsidase]

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[okmurph]

This is a perfect show

[bedupolker]

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

[segamascott]

[headspace-hotel]

the epic of Gilgamesh should have been turned into a musical instead of hamilton

[zombie-jackalope]

Fun fact, Bourgeois & Maurice did this. It's called Insane Animals, it's great. The first act is the epic of Gilgamesh, the second act is some fun extended adventure (i.e. Gilgamesh seeks immortality through transhumanism)

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[rangerofthesouth]

MY MOOTS I WILL BE MAKING ART BECAUSE THIS SHOULD BE AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

WHO'S WITH ME FOR MOON DAY????

[gayboy-baz]

MOON DAY MONDAY

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[tylerspangler]

Artwork Copyright © Tyler Spangler

Shop: shoptylerspangler.com

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

[fridayagaingarfiebaby]

Friday Again Garfie Baby

[tredlocity]

[homunculus-argument]

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

[quite-possibly-haunted]

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

[fridayagaingarfiebaby]

Friday Again Garfie Baby

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.