[zooplanctonnnnn]

The only thing you need to understend is the fact that the treee bottle at the end are Pastis (alocohol), rhum and beer.

Worse things? It's apparently very tasty

[artsekey]

reblog to microwave them faster

[artsekey]

the speed of 20 reblogs... what could 100 do...

[artsekey]

THE POWER OF 100 REBLOGS…!

[zooplanctonnnnn]

Faster!

[thelazydetectivecat]

Gun batman X Dante

DeadTired except Tim and Danny also have the misfortune of watching their evil alternative future selfs falling in love with each other in the most unhinged away possible.

It all started when both of them conveniently went to ambush their date unknowingly. Then working together before getting defeated by Danny and Tim but what they didn't expect is that both of those versions just fall in love with each other and shamelessly flirt in public not caring about the people around them.

Legitly they had the misfortune of accidentally walking in on them having a full on make out session on the floor as if they were teenagers with hormones.

They were pretty scarred from that.

But then they started joining forces which wasn't good except they were slowly backing out out of crime except for gun batman because he still stands up with justice just in the red hood away.

Dan has taken the liberty of becoming a house husband with cookies and stuff and proceeded to treat them like a little brothers that are also in love with each other

Dan said and I quote "look at them red star so young and in love! Reminds me of us" and then gun batman proceeded to coo at them "awwww they really are like us just with innocence and naivete! Hate that part but they're pretty cute still"

And then proceeded to make a lude comments about each other to which Danny and Tim firmly decided to walk out and leave before they witness anything more they were teenagers yes though they didn't want to think about the things they can do and could they're not ready for that yet!

But they're disgustingly romantic with each other and they proceeded to leave the world behind until one day Tim and Danny on one of their date nights got a letter with photos of Dan and gun batman at their own wedding with a letter just saying "keep up get married"

Safe to say that they weren't too much of a problem after that

[zooplanctonnnnn]

To everyones horor Bruce see this and start to present people to Jason hoping it will go the same way.

[ouransisters]

Danny finally proves that he is a Fenton

But luckily it's none of the human's problem. Turns out that recently a ghost faded and left a bunch of booze fermenting. The problem is that typically it takes centuries to ferment, and therefore they're hidden from other ghosts. There's a clue that implies that it's near the Fenton Portal, which is why there's been so many ghost attacks.....

At least that does improve Phantom's reputation amongst humans. Turns out they dont like ghosts attacking a newly dead teenager for a deader man's booze. Who knew?

Eventually it's assumed to be a false lead and the attacks quiet down. Danny has a chance to relax and actually learn what it means to be a ghost. Even Vlad is less of a problem, but that's only because he was found to be lying about knowing where the booze is. The ghosts are a lot less willing to listen to him now

The thing is, well, Danny could have located it even before the portal opened. There's a reason Amity already had a lot of ectoplasm before the portal. He would try a get rich scheme but he's smarter than that now..... and he's enjoying the peace too much to reveal it

But if he could make his own unique- much quicker to produce- alcohol that could hide it! No one would have to know about the high quality booze stuff until he already has a supply line, and he can learn how to bottle it without messing it up! His parents have a lot of pure ecto, if he uses these ghost berries as yeast and a little bit of curiosity-

Oh

Oh no. That's sentient. It's a curious little blob that wants to learn- and maybe Technus would like it as a pet? Yeah that'd work. Hopefully it won't cause problems for later but for now

Note to self: keep emotions out of the alcohol. Which sucks, cause that's a major thing for ectoplasm. This is going to take a lot of work huh. Well my parents notes has a lot of different things that makes ectoplasm act weirdly, so maybe if I do this- and that almost exploded! I guess thats why distilling without a license is illegal. Maybe I should get some help. Frostbite does know a lot about healing, maybe he could help

Frostbite is, of course, very disappointed. It was reckless and dangerous and Danny is far too young to be making alcohol! But this is the first thing outside of fighting he's shown interest in, and if he does it here then we can limit how much danger he puts himself in. Just have to start him off with some nice and simple pickling. Teach the basics of ecto-fermentation and- oh no. How?!? How did he make this much progress this quickly!?!

Sam and Tucker just tell him that Danny's a Fenton. It's how they are

Danny's first real success is just straight up ethanol. It is immediately confiscated and restricted, but he did it. Mainly it's used for medical purposes, but they're planning on a summer road trip to one of the bigger cities in the zone! There's some groups that are interested in it for their own products, which the Far Frozen is helping him negotiate. Frostbite himself won't be able to come, but he's getting to know the yetis who are going

The saving grace of all of this is that no matter what it takes time to make alcohol. Compressing centuries of waiting into a few months is genius work, but it still takes months to make low quality alcohol. It's a struggle to make anything without a ridiculously high ABV for a while, takes about a year to do so, but once he does there's even more restrictions put in place. He's only allowed a sip, with adult supervision, and he has to talk to them before giving any of it to anyone. This means he needs taste testers who won't mind the bad batches. Why cant he just taste it and tell for himself- *takes a sip* Yuck! That's gross! What do you mean this one actually tastes good?!?

Now normally someone would be discouraged and quit there, but Danny is a Fenton! He doesn't quit even with immense ridicule! The money from the ethanol pays for more equipment, ingredients, and detailed notebooks! There's a very detailed log of every measureable variable for every batch, along with his testers' reactions. He even has to travel allll the way out here for his experiments, so he cant get sucked into work like his parents! Just ignore the extensive amount of barrels and jars lining the room....

He doesn't quite have a lot of good recipes by the time he heads off to college, but he's managed this one mid-quality wine with this alien pomegranate looking fruit. It really counteracts the negative effects of fermenting this quickly, and he got to meet an actual alien! They're already dead but it's still cool. And they said that in about 50 years, when he's out of baby's first obsession spiral (which rude! And also apparently not Obsession with a capital O), that he could apprentice under him for a bit! Apparently he has a high potential in chemistry

He's got a few decent meads and beers, but it eventually turns into more of a hobby. When he's not as invested he has more patience for the waiting period. He's got other things to focus on now, but it turns out he already built up a bit of a reputation. If he's in town then he's the guy you go to for cheap alcohol and it makes him pretty popular. The spirits in charge of his new town are even pretty reasonable with a decent peace offering. They even help him keep mortals from getting suspicious of him!

He might still be struggling with humans, but being the beer guy is great!

[zooplanctonnnnn]

Imagine if Jason is the ghost equivalent to yeast (but for wine), ghost start to try to kidnap him only to just make him stew in lazarus pit.

Or Ra, the ultimate wine maker..

[recycledraccoon]

AU where Danny is in a serious relationship with someone, and they've had the marriage talks but Danny hadn't proposed yet, but he's planning it.

Except

His significant other wants to beat him to the punch, so they go and make contact with some Gotham folks who can get THEM in contact with people willing to use a specific ritual to sacrifice them to The Ghost King (Danny) as a bride.

Cue the Bats, having heard of whispers of this new cult who rose up trying to give a "bridal" sacrifice and doing their thing to swing in and stop it. Only the "sacrifice" is mildly panicking yelling for the cultists to finish it quick.

The ritual works and the "sacrifice" is gone. Bats aren't happy, Cultists are cheering even as the bats ziptie them.

Anyway a few minutes later as the Bats are cleaning up and collecting evidence and the ritual circle lights up again and suddenly the sacrifice is back with a Eldritch-adjacent being with a crown next to them that is basically RADIATING with happiness and embarrassment in equal measure. The sacrifice looks at the cultists and just goes, "He said yes!!!" The cultists cheer.

Meanwhile Danny, Ghost King and mildly Eldritch fiance, is talking with the bats and getting all the cultists freed and falling all over himself apologizing for the trouble, really, but it was all consensual and nobody got hurt and his partner really does have a flair for the dramatics don't they? It's very obvious to the Bats that Danny isn't THAT sorry about all of this because of how happy he seems to be to be engaged with said dramatic partner.

Said partner is already talking with the cultists about being in their half of the wedding party. (They've all really bonded during all the work leading up to the actual ritual.)

Suffice to say, Batman is not at ALL thrilled and somewhere in the world John Constantine feels like he's going to have a stroke and doesn't know why.

[whumpbby]

You know, that bit about "If you offend someone, make sure it's not Yunmeng Jiang and not their Leader specifically!" is just so fascinating to me.

Because - what happened?

What the hell happened to solidify the Jiang as the "find out" of Jianghu??

Like, sure, Sandu Sengshou "killed Yiling Laozu" so you probably don't want to mess with the guy - but a whole sect?? "Don't mess with them or they'll clap back" is a bit of a different fame than "he's torturing demonic cultivators!" - that former is an experience-based life advice.

So, what happened? Did JC punch someone square in the face during a sect conference? Called Sect Leader Yao for a duel and kicked his ass? Fucked up a bunch of trade representatives when they tried to take advantage of the fledgeling Jiang sect??? Took Jin Guangyao's hat and held it out of his reach????

And exactly how trigger-happy are the Jiang disciples to be known as the people you don't fuck with???

I need to know what the hell happened!

[whumpbby]

I have this idea how things might have gone...

Because Yunmeng Jiang was a struggling sect, it probably wasn't attracting many big name cultivator families or hopeful civilian gentry. They probably had to take in whoever came their way - and JC was about the only one that knew the Jiang style and the only one who could teach, amongst his other duties....

So, like, they probably didn't have many high-class disciples for a long time after Sunshot. War made many people tough, but a 'respectuful' cultivator was schooled in more than just fighting and I don't see JC having time for any extracurriculars during the war and for a while after. His disciples were good at staying alive, but super rough around the edges and quite specialised in the things that kept them alive. As soon as they were good enough to know the forms, they were most likely delegated to teaching the new recruits. The first gen of disciples that developed cores under JC probably had to rush it a bit and may have had issues with that later down the line...

That is to say, Jiang Disciples were a far cry from properly trained equivalents from other sects and to compensate for it, they were doubling up. A night hunt that a Lan or a Jin could do on their lonesome, for the Jiang meant sending two or more disciples... Which kinda caught the sect in a catch 22 because they didn't have enough strong disciples to send out, so they had to double the weaker ones, but that meant they didn't have enough disciples to train and so they couldn't level them up adequately, and the circle closed. If you ever played Age of Empires, you'll know;) Thus the sect needed to take in more disciples than other ones and that meant they were less picky, so they mostly got the ones that didn't hope to get into the Jin or Lan...

But that doubling up, down the line, resulted in an unexpected effect of the disciples growing stronger bonds with each other, assigning roles within their small teams, the barriers between the higher and lower cultivation tiers loosening and a more familial feeling between the various 'loosers' of the jianghu.

And, the end effect was that Yunemng Jiang disciples moved in packs. You never caught one unawares, because there was never just one present. If you saw a handful of little shidis, there was more than certainly the same number of shixiongs and shimeis around keeping an eye. If you picked a fight with a Jiang disciple weak in cultivation - there was a 100% one with a golden core of steel a few steps behind that the weak one was distracting you from.

Meaning, if you insulted a single Jiang disciple in a tavern, there was suddenly five of them demanding an apology. Which was quite intimidating even for a strong single cultivator.

And if you add all that - logically, the disciples that were the most often insulted were the ones that didn't have the time/opportunity to develop their cores "correctly" during the war - these were the shixiongs and shimeis that trained the second gen of the Jiang. The big brothers and sisters of a whole generation of war orphans and commoner children that were taught to stick together and protect one another.

And when that Yunmeng Jiang closed ranks in front of a perceived enemy, there wasn't much anyone could do about it, but regret their life choices.

[virgo-disaster]

I feel like there’s also probably an element to it of Jiang Cheng being the only one left from the original Jiang sect, so he’s the one that they all look up to and emulate. There’s no one else to tell them that the temper and the ruthlessness is a Yu trait and not part of the Jiang sword forms.

[zooplanctonnnnn]

It's pretty much my head cannon honestly and I am so sad we don't have more content with the Yunmeng Jiang

[dragon-in-a-fez]

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

[bigmann-mclargehuge]

Share the knowledge

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Okay, here we go! I'm gonna try and put this in order from least to most technical knowledge required. I'm not responsible if you accidentally create SkyNet etc.

Level 1: browser extensions

This one is basically impossible to get wrong, or at least to get wrong badly enough that it causes any problems.

Get Firefox, or a Firefox fork like Waterfox. If you use a fork, make sure it's one that will let you use add-ons. On a PC, pretty much any Firefox fork will take add-ons, but on mobile devices, many don't. Iceraven is one that does.

Get the add-ons uBlock Origin, YouTube Sponsorblock (if you use YouTube), and FBCleaner (if you use Facebook).

uBlock Origin comes with a built-in list of filters to block ads and trackers, but you can add your own filters to block any specific element of a website you don't like. You know those goddamn floating frames on fandom.com sites that block half the screen? Now you can zap 'em.

Sponsorblock uses crowdsourced timestamps to automatically skip sponsor spots and self-promotion in YouTube videos. Never listen to anyone say "hit like and subscribe" or "Raid Shadow Legends" again.

FBCleaner hides all content from your feed except posts from people, groups, and pages you've actually chosen to follow.

Level 2: leaving enshittified services

The software that's become standard over the years in a lot of fields is steadily selling more of your data, showing you more ads, and pushing you to buy more expensive subscriptions. Time to tell them to get fucked.

Dump Adobe apps for Affinity or Krita. Drop Microsoft for LibreOffice. Change your default search engine from Google to DuckDuckGo or Qwant. Use OpenStreetMaps instead of Google or Apple Maps.

Level 3: network-level DNS fuckery

DNS, or Domain Name Service, is the thing that tells your computer where www.website.com is actually located. By hacking your network's DNS you can force it to tell your devices that ad-hosting domains don't exist at all. Some of the steps on this one can get pretty technical, but because you're doing all the difficult stuff on a dedicated device, you can't really fuck up anything that seriously.

Get yourself a Raspberry Pi (a cheap older one like a model 3B will work just fine for this purpose), and follow a guide like this one to get it set up running AdGuard Home. AdGuard, like uBlock, has built-in filter lists, but you can also add your own if there are specific domains you want to block.

Once it's up and running, you'll need to change the DNS settings on your router to point to your AdGuard service. This is different for every router but will always start with logging into the admin panel with a password printed on a little sticker somewhere on the router.

With that done, every time a device on your home network looks for ads.website.com, it'll get back a message that says "sorry, can't find it", so it won't be able to load any ads.

Level 4: Android-specific DNS fuckery

Because AdGuard runs on your home network, it can't block ads on your phone when you're away from home - and what's worse, your phone will sometimes remember the addresses it got when you were out and about, and ads will get past your AdGuard wall even when you're home.

To avoid this, get AdAway for DNS-based ad-blocking directly on your phone. The easy, but less seamless, way of using AdAway is the "local VPN mode", which doesn't require you to do any mucking about with your phone's operating system.

Level 5: automated media piracy

The best way to stop seeing ads on all your streaming services is to stop using streaming services. There are loads of ways to do this, but the best ones involve setting up what's called an "arr stack" (Google that for setup guides) along with nzbget and a usenet account. Most of the time you'll want to set this stuff up on a dedicated device - an old laptop gathering dust in the closet is a great option, or you can grab something used from a charity shop or a local electronics recycler.

The great thing about usenet is that unlike with torrents, you don't have to do any sharing from your computer, so you're in a lot less legal jeopardy - legally speaking, distributing pirated content is waaayyy more serious than accessing it. I pay about £3 a month for a secure, high-bandwidth usenet service.

Once you start getting your own collection of media on your own computer, use the open-source media library manager Jellyfin to browse and play things from basically any device.

Oh, and don't be a dick. Pirate all you want from big corporations, but please pay independent small-time creators for their work.

Level 6: fucking with Android

Android phones are a lot more locked-down than they used to be, but depending on the device you own you can still do a lot of messing around under the hood. Note that if you get something wrong while doing this, there is always the possibility that it will turn your device into a paperweight.

Before you buy a device, check where it sits on the Bootloader Unlock Wall of Shame. Once you've bought it, check the xda-developer forums for guides on how to unlock it and "root" it (gain admin access) with Magisk.

Once Magisk is installed, you can add modules to do all sorts of cool stuff, including using AdAway in "root mode" which makes it basically invisible.

You can also install YouTube ReVanced, which will do all the ad- and sponsor blocking stuff we took care of in your Windows browser a few paragraphs ago. Be careful: there are a lot of fake sites out there pretending they're associated with the ReVanced project which might be injecting malware into their downloads. This Reddit post has the official instructions and links.

Also, try out the modded version of Facebook from APKmoddone, which will block most of the same shit as the FBcleaner add-on from earlier. There's always a possibility that modified apps like this are doing something dodgy, but I've never had any issues with this one personally.

Level 7: fucking with Windows

This one is scary because it can seriously fuck up your shit if something goes wrong, but some really cool people have actually made it very simple to strip all the bloat, ads, and spyware out of Windows. The tool I use is ReviOS. Start reading at https://www.revi.cc/docs. Basically, you'll need to download a tool called AME Wizard and the ReviOS "playbook" that tells AME what to do. Read the documentation before you do any of this.

Level 8: switching to Linux

I'm not going to pretend this is an option for everyone. Half the software I use on a weekly basis isn't available on Linux. But if you can switch? Do it. These days, Ubuntu - one of the most popular flavours of Linux - is built with people switching from Windows in mind, and a lot of things will be pretty intuitive. It also has great documentation and a huge community you can go to for help if you're confused about stuff.

And that, friends, is a comprehensive approach to banishing the demons of capitalism from your home!

[zooplanctonnnnn]

Fabulous content

[five-rivers]

In honor of a bunch of weirdly aggressive posts I've seen this past week:

Is smoking weed in non-smoking locations, including indoor concerts, rude?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 11, 2025

[punchspeedchunk]

I'm going to leave a comment on this specifically because it was a really big problem for me when I worked in Event Services, and I want smokers of all sorts to fucking understand something.

Not everyone has a good time with marijuana. I personally get extremely nauseous from prolonged exposure to it, and headaches.

I also had to work as Firewatch frequently in live concerts, which were held in an indoor venue much like a warehouse. ANY GA event with a fairly young demographic, and my whole fucking night was calling in substance use alerts to security, who couldn't do much of anything to stamp it out.

Understand that even if you are in a huge indoor venue, the ventilation is NOT good enough with so many other people in there for you to argue that your smoke and smell isn't going to bother anyone. IT BOTHERS EVERYONE. THIS INCLUDES VAPING.

I would be feeling so fucking ill by the time I'd take my half hour, and more often than not these concerts were 8 hour shifts from start to finish, so even when the concert is over and you've gone. that smoke is still fucking hanging around, and so are the symptoms of reactions to it. And Firewatch HAS to be in the building so long as anyone else is.

Fucking MISERABLE shifts, all because you think you need to get your hit while listening to live music in order to enjoy it for some fucking reason. Willing to bet plenty of patrons who paid money to enjoy those bands also had their time ruined by people deciding that smoking/vaping in an enclosed space where they had no way to get away from the smell and smoke was totally fine.

Not even getting into the safety risk part that necessitated having Firewatch wardens on shift for idiot shitheads who think lighting shit up inside is a good idea.

I literally couldn't give a fuck if you like to smoke pot, I am pro legalising it, but I want to rend you limb from limb with my teeth if you ever think its OK to smoke indoors or in ANY space where other people do not have the option of getting away from you, which is MOST communal/crowded spaces.

Don't be an absolute fuckshit. Smoke or vape your crap at home or in your car or off in a side street BEFORE you go to the concert and DO NOT, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, SMOKE IN A FUCKING MUSIC VENUE. EVEN outdoors. People CANNOT get away from you and you are pissing off and ruining the fun of every asthmatic and every person who has bad reactions to your substance.

Have some basic fucking consideration for other people I am BEGGING you.

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

SMOKING WEED IS STILL SMOKING.

Non-smoking spaces exist because many people are immediately negatively affected by the presence of smoke secondhand. Including but not limited asthmatics, people with lung diseases, elderly people, and babies/children.

I don’t care if it’s legal or if weed doesn’t have carcinogens baked into it or you don’t believe in contact highs or whatever, it is not about any of that. “There is smoke here” is enough to be a problem for lots and lots of people! Any smoke!

If an area says “no smoking” DO NOT SMOKE ANYTHING THERE. And for that matter, don’t vape either.

[grey-reads-everything]

I am asthmatic and I frequently have to leave events early, both indoor and outdoor, because someone decided to light up or vape in a crowd full of people. And if I can’t get far enough away from the smoke, I end up in the emergency room, with all the related expenses. Even if I do get away fairly quickly, I usually feel like shit for several hours afterward. If you cannot go the entire event without tobacco/marijuana, stay home or choose a non-smoke method like edibles or chewing tobacco or something.

And fyi, just because your vape smells like bubblegum instead of cigarettes doesn’t mean it’s not bad for the people around you.

[five-rivers]

I said this before in another fork of the reblog chain but the weirdly aggressive posts were people getting mad at people for thinking that you shouldn't smoke at indoor concerts, not the other way around. I actually agree that it's rude.

[cheerkyuuu]

busy semester guys :(

[zooplanctonnnnn]

it's cute!

[kaseycryptid]

DC X DP Prompt

Clockwork foresees a chain of events and gives Danny an artifact that can restart the day. Danny however is terrified of what his parents reaction might be so he tries something else first, he reveals his identity to the most reasonable and responsible adult he knows.

For Mr. Lancer a lot of things suddenly made sense about Danny, and now he knows what he has to do. “I was once a hero myself, I can train you if you’d like”. Because even if he never wanted to go back, Jason wasn’t going to let Danny end up like him.

[zooplanctonnnnn]

That.. that make so much sens!

[honey-wine-and-time]

In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers:  princesses and wizards.

Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’ This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her. 

That would be my kind of story.

[feynites]

When Princess Talia was fourteen, her eldest sister was placed in a tower.

Princess Adina was eighteen by then, and so of a marriageable age. She had grown quite beautiful, though she was more willful than winsome, and she did not care for the notion of the tower very much at all. Their mother did her best to persuade her on the subject. After all, the queen herself had been eighteen when her own parents had sent her to live in that very same tower, to be safely tucked away until her husband could be chosen, and then ride out to claim her. A tradition going back ages and ages.

Afficher davantage

[zooplanctonnnnn]

sooo good!

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

[normal-horoscopes]

We are full of so many fuckign guys

[lurking-kitty]

This is actually a full on interactive map! You can put your cursor over any structure to focus on it and see its name, you can focus on all the structures that are part of a specific pathway and, when you click on proteins, you open it up on PhosphoSitePlus, which is a curated database of proteins and their post-translational modifications. It has a helpful description and summary for each protein!

This is a HUGE complementary resource for learning molecular biology! It really helps to make sense of each individual pathway and it puts everything into perspective. It only focuses on human, rat and certain other animal cells, so it won’t have all the pathways one would wish to see… But for the pathways it does include, consider opening the image and accompanying it as you learn or revise them!

[the-real-seebs]

oh wow, thank you for the additional information, i had no idea, that’s so much cooler than just the flat picture.

[zooplanctonnnnn]

I thought it was some demented chrismas tree before I looked closer

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[zooplanctonnnnn]

yesssssss

[sreegs]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

If it's good enough, someone will post it to tumblr like a civilized person

[zooplanctonnnnn]

I read the picture with a deep raspy voice and the comment bellow with an english accent, the contrast is beautiful

[regonold]

So turns out Jason isn't a revnent or a halfa or a even a zombie no Jason is the ghost equivalent of a vampire

Now this hasn't affected him really because he's been in such ecto rich areas every breath he got some

But due to the fact that it's poor quality ecto and it's not the optimum way to consume it he's constantly titering on the edge of a rage filled hunt for ecto

It also means he doesn't have any ghostly powers on account of he is literally always on the dge of starving

Now jason was fine with this because A he didn't know and B there's very few ecto rich people in gotham most of them being in his family

But those two facts changed when some guy came to him asking to stay and offering his blood in exchange

Now jason normally without hesitation would say no but a deep deep part of him is screaming to say yes to take it to drink so deep

[suzukiblu]

For @fangirlkatydid, 👻 and “Danny goes to Gotham and meets a dead Robin”.

But Lady Gotham loves Robin, and his core is small and delicate and barely-developed compared to an older ghost’s, but polished bright and reflecting lamplight-signal luminesce. 

So yeah, Lady Gotham really loves him, because Danny can’t imagine who else’s luminescence that his core would be reflecting like that. 

Or who else would’ve polished it that bright, since he also can’t imagine her letting anyone else close enough to do it. 

Lady Gotham is actually, like, a little bit insane, Danny’s pretty sure? Like . . . possibly more than a little bit, even. Or maybe she’s just too much to be kept contained in just one mind, just one Obsession, just one core. 

And right now Robin is all wrapped up in her shadows like he’s her Obsession. 

Technically he is, Danny guesses. An aspect of it, anyway. 

So yeah, that probably counts. 

Danny’s sure as heck not gonna be the one to tell her it doesn’t, king or not.

[woman-becomer]

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