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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[surprisebitch]

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

[oni-boyfriend]

[malwarewolf404]

[ike-loves-men]

[catchymemes]

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

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[cherrypiereadytodie]

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[weedass]

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

[skeletonpendeja]

[krakenmctetis-deactivated201807]

Se atormenta una vecina.

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

EL DRAMA ES INMINENTE.

[kingscrown666]

Some things transcend the barriers of language

[bellaxiao]

[friendsterfriday]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[magiashley]

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

[weonsinnombre-deactivated201906]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Fuck around and find out

[oziomathewicked]

Bring brass knuckles to the scuffle.

[cakejam]

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

[actionables]

so done

with you and your rude shit

[bloomflowersbloom]

[chaos-and-cookies]

Sure would be a shame if this got spread around and he lost his job 💅🏽

[elosoquelee]

[sickfuture]

[unclefather]

Thank you. I will

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[anxietyproblem]

[howls-tiddy-castle-deactivated2]

Blathers: Hideous ugly bug. Foul. Absolutely repulsive. Anyway I'm going to lovingly care for this ugly ugly creature. Please bring me more. Thank you. Yuck.

[politicalsci]

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

This is why peacefully protesting is a mugs game. The state ain’t peaceful

[politicalsci]