Land of Serenity and Trust

Hi! I'm Cody! I do a lot of reblogging and not much else, really. I am an INTP. Don't know what else to put here, so y'know. Talk to me and stuff I guess? Background tile from http://blog.paperbicycle.com/ PROSPITIAN KNIGHT OF HOPE Jun 21st - Jul 21st{...

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Steppin’ Up My Dating Game 💞

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This… is perfect.

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Thomas: Hey. (saluting) Sup. I don’t suppose either one of you… (very fast) knows the secret to a healthy relationship?

Girls (holding hands): (in unison) Communication.

Thomas: Ah, thank you.

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aunt peridot meets a baby

(ft the crystal grandmas and president maheswaran’s family portrait)

If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own free will, just saying. Give a dog a piece of Tofu turkey and they eat it, i didn’t force them to eat it, so. 

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Give a dog anti freeze and they’ll eat it. Feed a dog rat poison and they’ll eat it. Give a dog grapes, nuts, chocolate, beer, etc. They’ll eat it. They don’t know that it’s dangerous for them. As their caretaker you are responsible for knowing better, not them. If you deprive your cats or dogs of meat, especially cats, you are actively killing your companion in the slowest way.

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I once adopted a kitten who was being systematically starved by his previous human who insisted in feeding him vegan food. He was so excited when he got meat-based cat food from us that he gorged himself until he puked. He was left with digestive tract issues for years because of his previous human’s neglect. Do not do this. I don’t care what you believe in personally - cats are carnivores (not omnivores), depriving them from meat is cruel and animal abuse.

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This just in Dan is the muffin man

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Twin Princes (Dark Souls 3) - Fanart by 跑猫

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a psa

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Human Kanaya and troll Rose are still as cute as normal.

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This took way too long to make for it to only be one minute yet here we are

@overandoutwatch (here it is!)

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The wolves will come

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suhyun in how people move

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three lizards and a birb

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When you’re lurking in the notes of a porn post and you see some of your mutuals

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Saving the galaxy one facepalm at time.

ME3, is essentially a story of one woman’s insane quest to save the asses of as many “competent and important” men as possible.

Are you sitting comfortably? Shall we begin? 

1. 

General Corinthus: “Shepard, Shepard we can’t fix this antenna thingy! HALP?“ 

Shepard: *sigh* “Yes General of the entire fucking Turian Hierarchy, I will help with DIY" 

*later* 

Garrus: "Oh hey Shepard! Glad you popped by and were able to fix that tower!" 

Shepard: *growls* "Garrus you were here all this time?!?!? And the comm tower wanted calibration?!?!? AND YET I STILL HAD TO GO?!?!?!" 

2. 

Wrex: "SHEPURD! The Salarian and the Turian are being mean”

Primarch Victus: “Hey, he started it!" 

Shepard: *rage* "You are two grown ass men! SORT IT OUT!" 

Wrex: "But Shepurd :(”

Primarch Victus: “Yeah Shepard, I’ll tell on you to Garrus. He won’t be your friend any more!" 

Shepard: "We’re married you asshat! But fine lets me help you through this difficult relationship you two are having! If it shuts you the hell up”

3.

Primarch Victus: “Shepard, my son, the son of the Primarch of Palaven that is, got his ass handed to him for trying to be clever. Do you mind popping off? Could do with a hand down there." 

Shepard: "And you can’t send the Blackwatch or something because…?”

Primarch Victus: “Reasons”

4.

Wrex; “SHEPURD! Your son in in danger!" 

Shepard: "GRUNT NO! NOT MY BABY!… Though on second thought he is like 10 times my size and strength… Really?" 

Wrex: SHEPURD!

5. 

Wrex & Co: "SHEPURD! We can’t decide what to eat for lunch, Mordin’s liver or eyes?" 

*Bakara and Shepard synch die on the inside* 

Shepard: "Wrex and other fellow idiots. GENOPHAGE TO CURE! Move it! Lunch can wait" 

6.

Shepard: "In one fell swoop, I’ve just saved the Salarian Councilor from being made into a pin cushion, Commander Bailey from looking incompetent as fuck, saved the Citadel single handedly and stopped Kaidan from putting a foot in his mouth… Asari Councilmember person, can I have some troops?" 

Councillor Tevos: "Hell no, you have to earn it" 

7. 

*Quarians arrive on the Normandy* 

Shepard: "Let me guess Admirals, some important King of Quarians got himself marooned somewhere so I have to go get him or else we all fail?" 

Admiral Raan: "So insightful commander how did you know?" 

Shepard: "Just a fucking hunch"