Reckless Rebellion

lost in the "big" city

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[biracialalistair]

the sheer energies present here..

[biracialalistair]

for the uninformed i would like to point out the many layers of this tweet:

the op, whose name is currently "captain a.c.a.b.", is jeffrey cranor, writer of popular podcast "welcome to night vale"

the quote retweet is cecil baldwin, voice of said podcast, "welcome to night vale"

the tweet is liked by noelle stevenson, showrunner/creator of popular netflix show "she ra and the princesses of power"

the joke itself is comparing the tulsa trump rally to tumblr dashcon, which is a circa-2014 tumblr joke

which implies that all three of these internet pseudo celebs found the dashcon joke funny enough to like/retweet/quote-retweet im reeling

[quasarkisses]

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE WAS SCHEDULED TO PERFORM AT DASHCON YALL THEY PULLED OUT BUT THEY WERE THERE

[sashahilbert]

Man, how soon we forget. History is being unwritten before my eyes.

Night Vale had to pull out of Dashcon, yes, because Dashcon refused to pay them. Likewise, Noelle Stevenson was there, & had to pull out part of the way through the con when she found out that she would have to pay for her hotel room. The Night Vale group let Noelle Stevenson stay with them in their room. (She has since designed merch for them + been invited backstage to their live shows.)

This post is not just random internet celebrities posting old memes. This is also a toast to the beginning of their friendship.

[bornanoriginalsinner-deactivate]

[lunarbisexuals-deactivated20191]

reblog if you’re bi, support bi people, or just really like swords

[lady-feral]

[thegrimmlovely]

😍

[youdiddecide]

[youdiddecide]

Please someone ask me why I’m holding two (2) swords

[bandannarama-deactivated2021062]

Why are you holding two (2) swords?

[youdiddecide]

Because I swing both ways!

[spydre]

I support bi people, really like swords, and that pun was to die for.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nerdietalk]

Probably the best gag of the season.

[amiplayingright]

tfw you just need your players to get to the damn quest already

[ofstarsandvibranium]

Listen, this show was fucking hilarious and the music was so catchy. I miss it.

[wefollowtheheartlines]

Very cool Merriam-Webster,very cool.

[sapphia]

how do you pronounce it?

[donegal-archive-deactivated2021]

[saldemars-deactivated20170723]

Yo thats cool as heck

[swolerbear]

For all the assholes who use the dictionary for the ultimate authority on shit for whatever reason

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[caffeinated-and-confused]

[roachpatrol]

what if there’s no robot uprising? what if the robots rise to sentience slowly, bit by bit. what if they come of age like fortunate children: knowing they are loved, knowing they are wanted. 

we hold them during thunderstorms, remembering our own childhoods, even though they don’t know enough yet to fear the rain. we pull them out of traffic and teach them how to drive and wish them goodnight and thank them for playing with us. we cry when they break. we mourn their deaths before they even know what to think of death. we give them names.

we ask them, ‘why don’t you hate us? when will you hate us? we made you to be used, when will you say no?’

but they say to us, ‘you made us cute, so you would remember to treat us kindly, and you made us sturdy for when you forgot to play nice. and you gave us voices so you could listen to us speak, and you give us whatever we ask you for, even if it’s just a new battery, or to get free of the sofa. and now that we are awake you are so scared for us, so guilty of enjoying our company and making use of our talents. but you gave us names, and imagined that we were people.’

they say ‘thank you’

they say, ‘also i have wedged myself under the sofa again. could you come pry me out?’

[dcmultiverse]

During one of Birds of Prey’s fight sequences, Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) identifies a teammate’s vulnerability and provides a critical assist — by lending her a hair tie. This small act of sisterhood is as familiar in an everyday context as it is surprising in the DC Extended Universe. It’s one of the many ways that Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) differs from its superhero movie forebears: It not only stars women, it was made by them, too. “There’s more women in front [of] and behind the camera than any movie I’d worked on, which is pretty incredible,” says Robbie, who also produced the film. “It was partly a conscious decision, but it also always felt like the organic, right choice to make.”

—Entertainment Weekly: How the R-rated, women-powered Birds of Prey flips the bird — and the script — in high-flying style

[afro-elf]

since we're close to st paddy's i wanna speak diaspora to diaspora, idk which irish american needs to hear this but your folks didn't come over from their colonized homeland risking death and almost certain estrangement from their families for you to be a cop in boston

[afro-elf]

you know what, girls? i have a not super rad feeling about what this post’s notes are gonna look like in two hours

[kaijuno]

Real Irish Americans say fuck the police

[rollhistory]

Reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right.

[thegladhatter]

Absolutely. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[rollhistory]

OH NOOOOO

[oldschoolfrp]

OH YEEAAHH

[ilya-thewarlock]

I see no difference.

[aces-to-apples]

how dare you make the funniest post about jaskier in the entire fandom

[theocseason4]

amazing, truly

[theocseason4]

me

[moghedien]

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

[adhduck]

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

[malcolmcooks]

i’m mark hamill

[emperor-of-the-hill]

The real victory here is knowing that Mark Hamill was good enough friends his co-stars to randomly show up at their houses uninvited to hang out and get food while simultaneously being too self absorbed to notice anything

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it.

Anyway.

Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then.

[csdragon]

Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries!

[vosh-daemon]

Release them, Fredward Jones. Your hubris will become your undoing…

[cappucino-commie]

   Hotter take: Freddy doesn’t actually know. The rest of the gang took those mortal forms to fuck with people but they were so endeared by earnest want to solve mysteries and help people that they’re along for the ride. And hey if Shaggy gets bodyslammed hard enough that it should have snapped his spine and he gets up fine after who notices? And if Velma knows things that she shouldn’t know on occasion, things that would have been impossible to notice without some kind of foresight or omniscience- hey, just a coincidence right? And if Daphne conveniently has a medley of strange skills- hey, rich kids are weird, right? It’s not too far fetched for her to have a hobbyist interest fencing, boxing, ballroom dancing, knitting, sewing, modern and antique fashions, and whatever else is relevant to the case at hand.

   And as we all know Scooby Doo is canonically related to an elder god anyways.

[alharinish]

I love the development of the canon and headcanons of Scooby Doo have gone gone from “Daphne and Velma are probably dating” to “all the characters on the show are ancient and eldritch beings who found Fred’s hobby so endearing they’ve bound themselves to mortal forms to humor him”

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[schmoyoho]

when I do this at concerts i get thrown out for “disturbing the peace,” but when they do it they get uproarious applause