bienvenue chez moi

FASHION X LAUGHS X MONEY X TEXTS X MUSIC X MODELS.

[a11ysonwonderland]

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

[twofingerswhiskey]

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

[theproblematicblogger]

What a truly awful website this is

[ddeeric]

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later

[iraffiruse]

Average Life Goals

[tinker-tdc]

Applebees is a bit high-class for this post.

[biglawbear]

I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial

[shouldnt]

appreciation post for the brownies where you take a bite and you can feel the chocolate chip and then it just magically melts in your mouth

[turbo-gay]

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

[imdope420]

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

[420moshdad]

DONT GO BACON MY HEART

[420moshdad]

I COULDNT IF I FRIED

[averagefairy]

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

[kingsmooter-deactivated20181206]

do gifs still move after you scroll past them

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

[betterthankanyebitch]

parents: you need to clean your room

me:

[illumithotyconfirmed]

@jedi-by-accident

[nevver]

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

[longliveperalta-deactivated2016]

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

[faptonio-blog-deactivated201701]

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

“dinner’s ready!”

[purplefridge-archive-deactivate]