The very official tumblr of the ZVV

Sehr offiziell! Verfügbar Täglich von 06:00 bis 22:00. Kontakt auf Englisch möglich. Experte im Zug Anzünden. Stadelhofen braucht doch nur ein Gleis. main blog: @swissmichi

[zvv-official]

Welcome to the official account of the ZVV

(for legal reasons this is not official)

We steal your money since 1990. We do this with many different methods, including, but not limited to:

Making you pay double for Zurich and Winterthur ("Why Winterthur?" You might ask. It's to steal more money)

Adding more zones than necessary to your ticket (What if you change your mind and want to take a 3 times longer route to get from Zug to Zurich?)

Uhh.... This:

Our Motto: "Not as bad as the ZVB" (But still terrible)

Our 2nd Motto: "We even let Winterthur exist, for now"

[zvv-official]

and we also once made a train burn. 10/10 would do it again.

[angelfagz]

blunt force feminization

[edith-is-dead]

[queer-as-city-folk]

You ask yourself where is that large automobile, but don't fear, we hit it with a train and threw it off a cliff, it can never hurt you again

[queer-as-city-folk]

Train in German is Zug!

[zvv-official]

That's also the name of a random city in Switzerland, so it is possible to take the "Zug" to "Zug"

(Not that anyone would want to go there for any reason other than going to lucerne or zurich though)

[queer-as-city-folk]

Train in German is Zug!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mayfriend]

king i think it is not fucking sufficient at all. wolftopia or bust

[anxiouscryptid]

Also Wolftopia is gorgeous by the way

[lierdumoa]

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

[gayvampyr]

trans planet trans planet 🏳️‍⚧️

[totally-a-chicken-deactivated20]

bok bok

[charlesoberonn]

Elon, you own an AI company.

I think Elon Musk doesn't know what machine learning is. He probably thinks it has something to do with "liberal public school indoctrination".

[queer-as-city-folk]

Happy Labor Day,

It is your right to join a Union and go on strike, if anyone tells you otherwise, run them over with a train.

[trufflesmushroom]

wait isnt gender over today

[trufflesmushroom]

buh-bye now

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

Recycled tumblr humor

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

10k notes

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun repeated in italics

[fuglypudding]

“did you just” added

[alleneverafter]

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

[tateshaw-deactivated20201206]

[ginger-witz]

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

[something-----strange]

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

[hohoehoes]

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

[knitbelove]

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

[mittensmorgul]

what was old is apparently new again

[bees-official]

Someone saying this post is a must reblog

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Post declaring this as a heritage post from a heritage gimmick blog

[posting-for-the-void]

*screenshot of sort-of funny tags*

“HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS”/“Your tags are getting peer reviewed”

[bungleblazter5000]

*haiku bot*

*I can’t be bothered to figure out a haiku sorry*

[same-pic-rick-roll]

@the-haiku-bot if you wouldn’t mind, please reblog this version of the post with a rickroll.

[undergecko]

some weird black out poetry version

[haiku-bot-human-version]

Haiku detected

somewhere deep in the reblogs

then I correct it

[rationalisms]

genuinely in hysterics over this image actual united states senator ted cruz posted on twitter

- he watermarked it

- trains run on tracks so the point of the whole meme around who's steering it makes zero sense

- trains also don't have road signs

- i really don't think ted cruz has ever been on a train before

- bernie looks so happy at the front of the train it makes me feel like i'm five and he's the conductor of the train on the children's TV show i was invited to attend a live taping of

- no seriously i don't think ted cruz knows what a train is i think this should be the new "it's a banana what could it cost michael" in terms of rich people being hilariously out of touch with every day reality

- help

[nojerama1996]

@amtrak-official train misinformation meme

[queer-as-city-folk]

I fucking wish I could make an image this much fun and whimsical

[is-elon-musk-dead]

no

[zvv-official]

Thank you for ruining my day

[queer-as-city-folk]

Give that twink a train ticket

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

everytime you reblog this tumblr gets gayer

[workplacefire]

arson

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Im opposite.

Maybe half my posts get shoved into the Queue.

quwuwue

[walmart-the-official]

imagine using queue instead of absolutely bombarding people with random thoughts and reblogs before disappearing into the void lmao

[enlitment]