A Girl's Geeky Life

This is just a blog for a geeky girl to indulge in her geekiness with pride and happiness.

[funnytwittertweets]

[cly321r]

[fozzie]

in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.

[cetitanhasmoved]

[ionchy]

[signerjarts]

“Jolene" 

 Your beauty is beyond compare

I shudder from your Eldritch stare 

With scaly skin and fins of emerald green

[alexiswalkingonsunshine]

Why would you leave this gem in the tags

[fierceawakening]

ONE FOR THE MONSTER FUCKERS

[ravenkinnie]

when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

[ravenkinnie]

I'm really sorry that I keep rbing this and showing y'all tags but this put actual tears in my eyes

[beemovieerotica]

compiling my favorite "peepaw CAN fuck" tags

[hjartasalt]

[deheerkonijn]

one last New Years draw ‘cause I like Legolas in this outfit :) 

not everyone can say they had a cheeky handy in the Gondor PM’s bathroom. 

[captaintiny]

WHAT ARE WE HOLDING ONTO SAM?

THAT THERE'S SOME GOOD IN THIS WORLD MR FRODO! AND IT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR!

[rocktheholygrail]

#new years resolution

[spritelyspinster]

As of midnight, Sherlock Holmes enters the public domain, so here's my very official poem declaring him canonically gay and autistic:

"Watson, I am gay and autistic," said Holmes.

"Yeah, no, I like. Got that," replied Watson.

that's all good night

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever think about how staggeringly in bad taste it is that Gandalf brought a firework that turns into Smaug to Bilbo’s birthday party

Like how were you hoping that would go

[bilbobagginsbrainrotblog]

*gandalf voice* so bilbo lived to be 111 huh? it would be a shame if someone or something caused him to go into c a r d i a c a r r e s t

[rohirric-hunter]

Gandalf: I’m still not a hundred percent sure that magic ring is artificially extending Bilbo’s life, so let’s run some tests.

[whetstonefires]

i would note that bilbo was the only person at the party not even slightly alarmed, so possibly gandalf just knows him well

[missoyashirou]

“You know what would be the greatest gift I could give Bilbo on his 111th birthday? Making Lobelia and Otho Sacksville-Baggins shit their pants at the party.” 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Children are often more destructive than animals, but you don’t need to pay an extra damage deposit when you rent a house and have children.

[imposterogers]

link to the article — something I highly suggest ppl take the time to read

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[semutamusic]

[fantasydumpster]

Rubi Lebovitch

[the-bakeneko]

they beat jesus with that

[naberiie]

[imposterogers]

‘it’s just trendy to hate on marvel’ no. marvel has done this to themselves. they overwork underpaid and non unionized vfx artists, they don’t allow actors to have access to the full scripts, they gloat about continuity but don’t care about consistency, very few of the writers care even slightly about the characters or the source material, and they have gone for quantity over quality / are overproducing their product to the point of consumer exhaust. they are a multi billion dollar creative monopoly that should be held accountable

[campyvillain]

lin manuel miranda as a 3 year old would rap things like “Googoo Gaga mama I don’t mean to cause much drama but I’m under goin trauma from what’s underneath my bed, there’s a monster sized iguana and it smells like marijuana i know it’s fake but i don’t wanna see it messing with my head” or something

[badlich]

[killmesl0wly-deactivated2023091]

Me @ all of u