This Font Is Too Neat To Be My Handwriting

Welcome children to a gateway into my mind. When I am not freaking out about the meaning of life I will be reblogging pictures and gifs of stuff I like so yeah. Instagram: starspangledmanwithnoplan

[iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl]

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

[-wisegirl-]

We can literally stick the dicks we have out for harambe inside Dan's dimples

[zabreneva]

Since @whatbigotspost is looking more for comments now than memes….saw this on a discussion regarding Kaepernick’s recent refusal to stand during the anthem and there’s some real gems here, complete with the outright stated lack of respect for black people as human beings. As a veteran myself, I’m tired of people using as us props in this discussion (and I don’t consider other veterans exempt from that). Since when does the anthem and flag refer solely to the military anyway? And if what is supposed to typify and embody America you see as the military….well that says something doesn’t it.

Also, multiple veterans have been killed by police in the past few years so Kaepernick is, de facto, standing up for them as well in his protest.

Last, any veteran should respect and defend his freedom of expression, speech, and peaceful protest.

[-wisegirl-]

Plus the army fought for our right to not only do things, but not do things. Like standing up for an anthem.

[-wisegirl-]

Honestly these aren't finished but . . .

[itskyalenotkyle]

When your music producer wants you to raise the bar…#KnowYourPresidents

[kingrudegyalchina]

OOOOOOOOOOWWWW THIS SHIT FIYAAAHH!!

[kingrudegyalchina]

[this-one-laydi]

[bellydonnajayy]

[theycallmechanty]

Yoo

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

wish this was out when we was learning presidents.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via ifebetrippin)

[-wisegirl-]

church: follow jesus

me: does he follow back?

church:

me:

church:

me: promo 4 promo?

[weirdnessisgood]

[dudettte]

The math books warned us about you

[littlemissmichigan]

I lost it at Shang “paid”

[retconnedcrusher]

I started crying

[fonteyn]

alternative character posters: natasha romanoff; black widow

[-wisegirl-]

Loving that aesthetic 😍😍

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[d0cil98-deactivated20200528]

i can’t believe this came back to me

[uneducated-spoon]

Oh my Jesus on a boat @housemdonewithyou

[em-gm]

this is art

[hamsterfactor]

[gnegar]

[cellexa-deactivated20180917]

Old people find out how to use the Internet thanks to their millennial kids and then bully millennials kids

[whatbigotspost]

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

I saw this street sign

And all I kept picturing were those fabulous Hawkeye pictures, just Clint Barton walking down Trendy Barton Street like

[burgertv]

wow the new jurassic world looks so good

[whatwouldfrogsdo]

RAISE A HAND IF YOU’RE NERVOUS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOUR COUNTRY

[veganbleach-deactivated20240807]

WHAT IF YOU ARE NERVOUS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF ANOTHER COUNTRY???

[larryslove]

RAISE BOTH HANDS THEN

[demflashvibefeels]

IM NERVOUS FOR BOTH MY COUNTRY AND SOME OTHER COUNTRIES. IM NERVOUS FOR THE FUTURE OF THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD

[xandwyrms]

RAISE YOUR ENTIRE BODY. LEVITATE

[drneverland]

LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO THE SUN

[yourfaceislovely]

TEAM ROCKET’S BLASTING OFF AGAIN

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[micdotcom]

NBC’s Dan Hicks said that swimmer Katinka Hosszu’s husband is the “man responsible” for her win

Behind every good woman, there’s a man responsible. Right?! Wrong.So said the internet after NBC commentator Dan Hicks swung the spotlight off Katinka Hosszu, a Hungarian swimmer who’d just broken the world record in the 400-meter individual medley, and onto her husband/coach, Shane Tusup. And even more disturbingly, Hicks refuses to reevaluate his comment.

[whatbigotspost]

😡😡