thinking about matt having dinner at the khan's give me a second
matt clocks that something's up with kamala. fuck knows what, but that girl is thrumming and it's weirding him out.
yusuf is acting twitchy as hell. matt thinks he knows why, but does not, in fact, know why.
you'd imagine kamala would have the 'playing it cool' thing sussed by now given that she's been a vigilante for a few years, but matt's from nyc & that's where the superheroes are (!!!), so she's being awkward and chatty
oh no. oh god. oh no. she's talking about daredevil. how does one fake a major injury while sitting at a dinner table to get out of an uncomfortable conversation?
sidenote: while all of this is happening muneeba is quietly piling more food on his plate to see how long his spice tolerance will last
matt obviously knows this is happening, but can't say anything. he's too polite to turn away a half-full plate, even if it is only half-full due to motherly intervention
yusuf checked he was okay with spicy food before inviting him over, and he said yes, but he's starting to get kinda red.
tyesha and aamir are amused. just generally.
kamala Will Not Stop Talking. it's incredibly endearing, actually, once she moves on to the actual avengers. he likes chatty people.
matt accidentally starting a spirited tirade about how all billionaires are inherently immoral and he's glad he doesn't have to see stark's stupid fucking murals everywhere
yusuf feels vaguely inclined to defend the man who snapped the universe back, but not enought to get into a debate with a lawyer
muneeba keeps asking him questions, and she has a tone that makes him question his life choices. maybe that's just what all mothers do to him, actually.
oh god does mrs. khan remind him of his mother? oh god does she remind him of mrs. nelson?!
he's praying for an alien invasion at this point
tyesha, leaning over: 'so. fisk. didn't your firm get him put away for like a dozen different crimes? what's up with that?'
cue much joking about how nyc is such a mess compared to nice, normal, relatively moral new jersey
oh god now yusuf is telling aamir that if he works hard maybe he can be a big shot lawyer some day, or something similarly succesful
thinking about an kamala's 'irish goodbye vs pakistani goodbye' joke. matt soooo wishes it were an appropriate setting for the former
he offers to host the next one
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