ocelot

2005, hit the dougie at 3 years old Got three dads call him tres leches 🇳🇬🇲🇱 -If you are a racist, terf, conservative, zionist, bigot, or anything of that sort YOU ARE NOT WELCOME‼️I do not like you, may an anvil drop on your head NOW

[noodlenumber]

Light has something to show L

[bidonica]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper

[balile]

Those are sisters

[coollasticdabetach]

I don’t think it’s far-fetched to say that we are witnessing a starching rise in antiblackness both online and IRL

[coollasticdabetach]

Okay so now I know for a FACT that antiblackness is on the rise, like look everywhere and you can’t miss it—online spaces, public spaces, leftist spaces, fandom spaces, hell just globally—it never fucking stops! And at this point I’m just tired and I don’t know what to say anymore, like I legitimately don’t know what to say anymore

The way antiblackness just runs our world is sickening and the weird need for white n nonblack people to either diss us or enact violence against us is a poison

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[sweatandwoe]

please my fandom, it's very sick, it needs media literacy, please

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[fallout-lou-begas]

currently explaining "chap hop" to a coworker. they weren't there. it feels like a hallucination

[fallout-lou-begas]

so back in the late 2000s/early 2010s a bunch of reddit white guys thought it would be epic and awesomesauce to tongue-in-cheekly "class up" rap music by performing as antiquated british gentlemen dandies and rapping about only the most distinguished subject matters (like the "nerdcore" craze but so much worse, genuinely) and that's how you got shit as radioactive as this

[fallout-lou-begas]

this godforsaken website is so white that i really should have foreseen real human bloggers shooting for chap hop in the big 2026

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[pinniposting]

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

[littleguysdaily]

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

[lesbianshepard]

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[villainessbian]

a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

[big-smiling-monkey]

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Ohhhh you don't even knowww baby barn owl gif variations

[cherrysnax]

I get that ppl are mad sensitive to abuse being fetishized nowadays (I am too!), but not everything that depicts it is trying to romanticize or sexualize it. sometimes it does help to view it through a fictionalized lens. especially if it’s about the aftermath

[footlongdingledong]

I'm turning 18 in twenty years it's so over for me

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]