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help me be myself

[quotefeeling]

“I was so scared to give up depression, fearing that somehow the worst part of me was actually all of me.”

— Elizabeth Wurtzel, Prozac Nation

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

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[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

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[goddessofroyalty]

Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?

Hahahahaha. Love it!

And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”

Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.

Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.

(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)

[angelqueen04]

*cracks up*

[forcearama]

Anakin: I’m so worried about something. I should probably keep my feelings to myself and attempt to solve my problems by working with Palpatine. He seems like he has my best interests at heart.

Music: DUN DUN DUN, DUN DA-DUN, DUN DA-DUN!

Anakin: [pauses] [looks around] Uh…OK. I mean, I’ll…go talk to Obi-Wan?

Music: [hopeful woodwind instruments]

Anakin: …and be open and honest about my life and what is bothering me, and try to work out a non-violent resolution to my problems?

Music: [Force Theme plays]

Anakin: [smiles] All right! Huh. This is helpful. 

[angelqueen04]

Positive reinforcement at its finest. ;D

[ialreadyreadthatfanfic]

#lol#i’m just imagining the force throwing its metaphysical hands in the air like ‘subtlety obviously isn’t working with this one so have a whole#symphony of hints young reckless one’ (via @likealeafonthewind)

I’m crying from laughter, this is beautiful.

Anakin: *fucks up*

The Force: Son, please… Guess I’m gonna enable the hints menu.

[forcearama]

THE HINTS MENU. *dies* 

Maybe Obi-Wan hears the music, too, and then the day is saved. 

Obi-Wan: [walking away] Welp, guess it’s off to kill Grievous I’m sure Anakin will be fi – 

Music: [Duel of the Fates] 

Obi-Wan: OMG not this shit again [runs back down the hall towards Anakin]

Anakin: [running back towards Obi-Wan] Obi-Wan I just heard that Ominous Music again and also I secretly married Padme and she’s pregnant and I haven’t slept in 6 days and I keep thinking she’s going to die and I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and if you leave I will 100% end up killing everyone and –

Obi-Wan: – oh my God! OK…it’s OK, I heard my own ominous music a second ago when I was getting ready to leave and so I won’t and we’ll fix th – 

Anakin: – I heard mine when I thought about maybe talking to the Chancellor instead of y–

Palpatine: [sidling up behind them smugly] Everything all right, gentlemen?

Music: [scary ass music from the opera scene] 

Anakin and Obi-Wan: AHHHH

[forcearama]

I randomly thought of this post again today and it made me laugh 

[forcearama]

For the record in that last line I always pictured them clinging to each other in fear like Shaggy and Scooby: 

[albaparthenicevelut-deactivated]

ACCURATE OH MY GOD

[b3n-kenobi]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I would so read this.

[inqorporeal]

@forcearama

[forcearama]

Palpatine’s face is killing me. 

[icanbringyouincold]

I can’t breathe oh my god this is fucking funny

[vicroc4]

Every once in a while the Star Wars fandom comes up with gold.

[the-chosen-anakin-deactivated20]

🤣🤣🤣

[ahsokasloyalty]

Just imagine the Force being a worried parent but Anakin can’t hear them properly over his trauma.

The Force: *cracks knuckles* Time to increase the volume.

[cacopheny]

oh this got better since the last time I saw it XD

[kimuracarter]

Oh my god this is amazing

[21simox]

Combining the SAI and Trench era (once again a present for a friend)

[chirmartir]

Ch💓

[greelin]

comedy gold

[greelin]

it just keeps getting better

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Owl you can fly

[stcrlghts]

latin phrases worth knowing:

(in case you wanted to know because i fucking love this language) 

ad astra per aspera - to the stars through difficulties 

alis volat propriis - he flies by his own wings 

amantium irae amoris integratio est - the quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love 

ars longa, vita brevis - art is long, life is short 

aut insanity homo, aut versus facit - the fellow is either mad or he is composing verses 

dum spiro spero - while I breathe, I hope 

ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem - with the sword, she seeks peace under liberty 

exigo a me non ut optimus par sim sed ut malis melior - I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better than the bad

experiential docet - experience teaches 

helluo librorum - a glutton for books (bookworm) 

in libras libertas - in books, freedom 

littera scripta manet - the written letter lasts 

mens regnum bona possidet - an honest heart is a kingdom in itself 

mirabile dictu - wonderful to say 

nullus est liber tam malus ut non aliqua parte prosit - there is no book so bad that it is not profitable in some part 

omnia iam fient quae posse negabam - everything which I used to say could not happen, will happen now 

poeta nascitur, non fit - the poet is born, not made 

qui dedit benificium taceat; narrat qui accepit - let him who has done a good deed be silent; let him who has received it tell it 

saepe ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit - often, it is not advantageous to know what will be 

sedit qui timuit ne non succederet - he who feared he would not succeed sat still 

si vis pacem, para bellum - if you want peace, prepare for war 

struit insidias lacrimis cum feminia plorat - when a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears 

sub rosa - under the rose 

trahimir omnes laudis studio - we are led on by our eagerness for praise

urbem latericium invenit, marmoream reliquit - he found the city a city of bricks; he left it a city of marble 

ut incepit fidelis sic permanet - as loyal as she began, so she remains

[for-the-western-record-deactiva]

I feel like I’m constantly posting Latin phrases

[physicsgoblin]

“Latin is a dead language” then lets be necromancers 🤟

[anderperrytheplatypus]

let’s be ghosts

[valleythey]

what if greg heffley had the death note

[polyel]

He would open a phone book and just start writing

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[transvampirerights]

[whaleinwhite]

[queer-as-frikc]

someone add trans people to this

[klutzyfox-archive-deactivated20]

[fancat-not-fangirl]

[lunaserenade]

[valtsv]

guys will try to impress you by telling you they know everything about draconic mythology and folklore and then not even be able to tell you the difference between a wyrm and a wyvern

[valtsv]

guys will tell you they know what a drake is and then describe an amphithere

[valtsv]

guys will mix up wyrms and lindwurms and say "well they're all dragons aren't they"

[valtsv]

don't let yourself get caught out! know your draconic lore

(source)

[thecrimerat]

This is.....so useful. Thank you

[thecrimerat]

This post has given me an idea for another monster wrangler

Give me 5 minutes and I’ll think of a backstory

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

I live for these

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

ah, how could I forget the best one

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

and then there's just this:

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

have some more

[queensparklekitten]

[finalfantasy1997-moved-deactiva]

i hope bi women with boyfriends or bi women who want boyfriends are having a good day and i hope bi men with girlfriends or bi men who want girlfriends are also having a good day

[su-n-s-e-t]

[su-n-s-e-t]

[annabcth]

Well, then the droid does belong to you.

[thejgatsbykid]

Luke: the droid says he belongs to you

Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakin’s fucking nightmare robot: i don’t recall