[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[f0xtrot-tater-tots]

[bugbugly]

trauma humping

[the-story-of-the-tucks]

@dykobra-kid gave me this idea and I couldn’t not make it

[rat-rambles]

Husk and Alastor look at eachouther like "He's just like me if I didn't give a shit." But they both mean wildly diffrent things.

[onrainynights]

phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):

Michael wave

physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki

untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles

lawboy

chief Justice Jared Padalecki

[gunshots]

Orpheus’ gay cajun vampire side piece

greetings blood freak

wax your chest father of two, it’s fanservice time

chewing glass

jacting joices

Stanford, law school even

jender and mender

jackles’ sexy sexy silence

pack it up George W. Butch

(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence

Heller [insert politician]

pspspsps I promise I won’t psychoanalyze you

whore boots/Dean’s “fuck me” pumps

rogue translator

comrade [insert cast member]

cw sniper

[Texas accent] what

if [x] then WHY [y]

hi hellers!

president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening

did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?

too much enrichment in the enclosure

clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we’re really in it now

THEE [insert biblical figure]

they didn’t even cast ABEL!

WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.

JUSSY JOWER

God Jensen, Dean’s never gonna fuck you

rancid nutwork

season 16

musty wail

party city wig

blurry wife

nephew what’s all this then

[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural

[insert crossover media]natural

country boys make do

ok so fuck me then

I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom

jackles release the tapes

jackles I am no longer asking

the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th

superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I’m including it)

desticule/destielcule

chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)

ghost baby abortion

(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)

baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)

hbo spn

someone please microwave me

Jensen “Dean kinnie” Ackles

homophobic Jimmy Novak

closeted Jimmy Novak

wrist not limp enough. boil it.

canonically dead Kansas the band

Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki

widower arc and divorce arc

allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE

easily the most show/THEE show of all time

unparalleled media experience

If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.

(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)

[butchcastiel]

• [character] coded [character] girl

• hunting John Winchester for sport

• dog heaven squirrel hell

• finale denialist

• gaslight gatekeep girlboss

• [word] (derogatory)

• [word] (honorific)

• Lucifer’s insane gay little brother

• THEE biblical Cain (and his OC wife Collette)

• I am studying [person] under a microscope

• Sam “Class Traitor” Winchester

• Sam canonically fucks military wives

• Good Omens Crowley is dust

• TJLC (The Jackles Long Con)

[a-queer-who-is-easily-baited]

[bitter-cas-girl]

Cartwright twins

[spnheritageposts]

Spn heritage post

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

[afk-brain]

maybe the real Ceaseless Watcher was the fandom we made along the way

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[quoth-de-crow]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[theweirdwideweb]

[iamthecheesesandwitch]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous spider

[273blw0]

@entities-of-posts the web

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[273blw0]

@entities-of-posts

[guldentusks]

Two tiny unicorn experiments from a couple years ago! I never technically finished them, but kinda liked them as is!

[273blw0]

I wonder if Vivienne is aware of the global spike in sazerac orders

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in