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@2amtumbles
hot dr pepper will replace water by 2019 and blood by 2023
if you are up on a tuesday, you know what to do
all letters in my name are actually silent
it’s pronounced like *gust of wind*
Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here
depends on your accent
loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX
-John Cena
3am in the morning
This was a wild ride
So true though
god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it
one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them
this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful
this is love
me reblogging memes about having a man even though I don’t have a man
You know what would be creepy?
If pregnant bellies were shaped like babies instead of a round tummy
Like
If you could see the outline of the baby as it grows
And it just looks like an infant covered in its mom’s skin?
Wouldn’t that be creeeepy?
What possessed you to say this
If I have to be up at night thinking about it
So do y'all 😈
me and the girls
demi devito
danny lovato
If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die
sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts
i dont follow
okay but what if you had a special bed instead
nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress
Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe
My brother showed me this two weeks ago and it still haunts me, but now I found it.
this post literally did not exist two weeks ago who are you trying to impress
hey dude you mind if i use your microwave to microwave this metal real quick? gotta get my keys hot. doesn’t work in my microwave. please dude my keys are cold
did the beat go off?
i nut and then my meat go soft?
her daughters got the whooping cough?
i brake and let the children cross?
you would not believe your flex
if two trucks were having sex