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who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet
i fucking knew it would be drarry
it’s a lovely morning, and you’re a horrible goose.
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oh my god i didn’t realize this video had audio
Okay as adorable as this looks, I’m pretty sure that’s a distress sound? A “mommy help me I’m scared come save me!” sound?
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This video is from Dragonwood Wildlife Conservancy, and they are yearling (last year’s babies) Cuban crocodiles. Good news for you, this isn’t actually a distress call! According to @kaijutegu (and her giant bookshelf full of reptile resources), the laser sounds are an affiliative social call that young Cuban crocodiles use to communicate with their parents. They normally stop making the noise at around two years old, which is approximately when they start dispersing from the family group.
See, Cuban crocodiles are a super social species - and one of the few where the fathers stick around and provide paternal care for the babies! In the wild, babies would regularly interact with both parents, including when they provide food. This call is basically the type of vocalization that the babies use to communicated with their parents.
These crocodiles are being hand-raised as part of a private-sector breeding and reintroduction program (because the parents are so protective of their offspring that if you left them the babies to raise, you’d never be able to safely get close to them), and so they’re responding to the guy in the video the same way because he’s constant known safe individual and also the provider of food. He’s not a threat - his presence is a good thing, and he’s worth interacting with because it normally means food. You can also tell from their behavior and body language that they’re not stressed: some of the crocodiles are actively climbing on him and interaction of their own volition, but the ones that aren’t don’t show any indicators of hyper-vigilance. If that were a distress call, every crocodile that heard it would be alert and on edge looking for the threat. Distress calls tend to only happen once or twice, because in the wild continuing to make noise makes a baby more vulnerable: so these crocodiles wouldn’t be continually vocalizing if they felt threatened. There’s no snapping or gaping or freezing, all of which would be behavioral indicators of distress or discomfort. (Here’s a video of a baby nile crocodile being harassed by photographers which will give you a visual reference for both freezing and gaping.)
So, hey, this is certifiably cute - and good for conservation!
Why does this sound like astroids... The video game..?
Dude! Congrats on being kind of shouted out!! Also do you think that possibly with your video you're correct with Virgil? That he was possibly paranoia?
Tbh, before I would’ve just assumed Anxiety was his dark trait, but now with Logan stopping himself from saying paranoid, I think that’s totally a possibility!
I mean... If they have brothers tho....?
AU where the hat knows that there’s a storm brewing on the horizon Harry’s first year, and is determined to be ready.
When “Granger, Hermione,” is called, Hermione’s logic catches up to her excitement and she realises that the sorting hat has been a part of this world for centuries and she’s only been in it for weeks, and that she wants to listen to what it has to say before asking to be placed in Gryffindor. And the hat looks, and the hat sees someone who’s always been on the outside, who has such thirst, such ambition, and who knows that she is capable of more. And thinks Slytherin immediately.
“Very well,” Hermione thinks. “Put me in Slytherin.
And the hat warns her that she is not choosing an easy path, that there is a reason that no muggleborn has gone to Slytherin since the time of Voldemort. It tells her that it is dangerous, and that he can put her in another house as he has done for those before her. But he looks into her mind and sees the force of her conviction.
“I’ve been facing racism my entire life,” she tells it. “Here I have the power to do something about it. Put me in Slytherin.”
“Very well,” the hat thinks, and announces her placement. And jaws drop and eyes widen in shock as this little black girl with eyes like a bronze warship and the bearing of a queen walks over to her table.
When “Potter, Harry,” is called, and the hat sees a child who has suffered, but is so powerful, more powerful than almost any child he has ever seen, if he could only believe what he is capable of. Powerful enough to do what is needed, even though it shouldn’t be his responsibility. And Harry is so nervous he tells the hat to put him anywhere. Put him anywhere, just let him stay.
“Very well,” the hat thinks, better be…
“SLYTHERIN” is the only sound before the hall is silent and shocked her again, as a shy little boy with black hair and tan skin who looks far too skinny and far too small stumbles over to the Slytherin table, trying his best to be as invisible as possible. And his big green eyes have a haunted look that says he’s seen too much for someone his age, and that looking back is not an option.
When McGonagall reads “Weasley, Ronald,” Ron is confused. An hour ago, he was sure he would go to Gryffindor, thought he knew the order of the world. But his new friend is in Slytherin and he’s too nice to be evil, and Ron questions what he thought were hard truths.
And the hat sees. Sees a boy who’s been overshadowed, who has so much ambition and so much longing to prove that he can be something. And he is something, something more. The hat can feel it in its very fibres. “You were made for Slytherin,” it tells him. “You have the mind of a general and the ability to face your worst fears and stand strong in the heat of battle.” And Ron thinks that sounds far too ominous, but all he knows is that his new friend is in Slytherin, the only friend he’s ever had that respected him like an equal and looked at him like he was Ron and not Just Another Weasley. And he makes up his mind.
“Okay,” he tells the hat. Aware that he is breaking away from centuries of Weasley tradition. But isn’t that what he wanted- to be noticed?
“SLYTHERIN,” the hat calls, just as the students think that they cannot possibly be more surprised.
And the gangly redhead that slinks awkwardly to the table in green, away from all his brothers, doesn’t look like much, seems to the casual eye entirely unimpressive. But there is a look in his eyes that says he is strong, he is capable, he is loyal without fault if only he can find someone who is worthy to stand by him. There is power there, there is more.
And nobody knows quite what happened, but everybody can sense things will never quite be the same.
my humble opinion is that men that dont do any housework should die
you just killed my brothers
you’re welcome :)
Also... Women who don't do any house work should die.
EVERYONE should contribute. I know many women who don't think they need to clean up after themselves too...
I regret googling this
Honestly Pokemon sleep might be the best way to get me to fix my sleeping patterns. Do I care that I’m completely ruining my schedule and morning attitude? No. Do I care that im disappointing Pikachu by not sleeping enough? Absolutely
I would sooner let a horde of tarantulas crawl over me, than have Pikachu look at me with disappointment in those adorable eyes.
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Describe Your Favorite Franchise Poorly!
fantasy animal blood sports
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Slidey Trumpet
Big ass trumpet
Drunk Trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
My sides
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA
Those are big mama violin and her little violings
String trumpets.
THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC
things heating up in the orchestra fandom
I know what a trumpet is I play one
Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke
Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery
I tap keys
But hey what about
Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?
What about this six-string viola I found?
acoustic trumpet
#m gonna punch you
Violins is never the solution
Im both types of people here
TIL that a violin and a fiddle were actually completely different instruments.
Seriously, I thought that fiddle was a style of playing the violin (essentially) and that those who played that style just called their violins fiddles....
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marvel characters who are false advertising
ant-man: he can be ANY SIZE not just ant-sized
cyclops: this fucker has TWO eyes not just one
winter soldier: he is there all year round
wolverine: doesn’t wear a wolverine fursuit. you’d think he was a furry but no he isn’t
Iron Man: suit made out of a gold-titanium alloy
Spider Man: only four limbs, doesn’t shoot web out his butt
mr. fantastic: he is awful
Black Widow: also only four limbs, also doesn’t shoot web out her butt, white
The Incredible Hulk: has 7 Ph.Ds when not angry and therefore is in fact actually quite credible
Loki: nothing that bitch does is low key he’s such a drama queen
black panther: doesn’t run on all fours
For this last one,
I literally just watched avengers: infinity war today (May 11/12, 2019) and I fully expected Black Panther to break out into an actual animal type run on all fours.
Idk why. I have only seen very few marvel movies before this... But things like spider man, I do know kinda like fairy tales. Everyone knows them, or at least what to expect. So I should have known better....
Why do billionaires look like a seventh grader’s first sculpting project?
Haha ugly People bad
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Just playing devil's advocate here....
But.... How would you explain Ted Bundy with this logic?
I think Thomas called the fuck out of every fanfic writer
Taking Creative Liberties ✏️
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Same energy 😂